Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Spencer is a Dick.


Anybody remember the fleeting "relationship" between Nicole Richie and her childhood friend Brody Jenner? No? Very few do, don't feel bad. Anyway, Brody's ""manager- slash- publicist-slash- agent-slash-stylist" Spencer Pratt (thats how Details magazine describe him...i'd just say asshole, but more on that later) has said that the real motive behind Brody's involvement with Nicole was that he wanted to get her to eat. Hmm.

Apparently Spencer said to Brody:

"Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you're gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that sh--, bro. You'll be, like, a f---ing hero to America."

Yes.

Anyway, the real reason I'm covering this is because I want a chance to give out about Spencer pictured below...(I've included two because the first one is a little blurry...the second one is a much more accurate likeness).




Anyway, anyone stateside who has been watching The Hills will know what I'm talking about because he has spent the first 5 episodes of the season showing the nation what a complete prick he is. While dating Heidi, he spends all his time away from her macking on Audrina, her friend who calls him out as the skeeze he is. He talks about women like they are pieces of crap, and starts fights with random guys for little or no reason. He is a dick.

That is all.

1 comment:

me said...

not a clue what you are on about! but any excuse for a butthead pic is fine by me!