Amusing.

So apparently a drunken Nikki got it together with Duncan from Blue last night at Ashlee Simpson's birthday party in London. This isn't surprising, he is much more her type that Petey. What is amusing is that Ashlee Simpson is in London doing Chicago. Its her birthday. Someone throws her a party and every c-list celeb around is invited. Ashlee Simpson wouldn't have an f-ing clue who any of them are!!! Would you really want to spend your birthday surrounded by low rent celebs who might as well be strangers?

Maybe if you had a shitload of new plastic surgery to show off...

Justin Timberlake - My Love Video

Ok. I like the video, but I hate hate hate hate it when musicians do this! They release an album and then change the songs when they release them as singles. I hated it when Brit Brit did it with Boys and Crazy. I hate it now that Justin has done it. Because I love the version on the album and all but its not the same! Grrr.

Just a reminder...

Just a reminder of Paris and Lindsay's history. How do you think she's finding the reunion???

So...

So I'm clearly delighted about the Paris/Nicole reunion. But I wonder how Lindsay Lohan feels about it? She and Nicole are close. She and Paris are not. Firecrotch anyone? And now Nicole and Paris are suddenly joined at the hip again? I would be piiiiiissed.

Would love to know what the atmosphere was like in Hyde last night because they were all there! It will be interesting to see how this unfolds. Mwah ha ha.

She speaks!

Paris has spoken about the reconciliation:

"I love Nicole, and I'm so glad we're friends again. I missed her, she's like my sister - we've known each other 23 years. I'm glad we can put the feud behind us. I'm really happy she's back in my life."

I'm so happy about this. Those two together are hilarious, Nicole on her own was kind of funny, and Paris on her own was...well...vacant.

I do wonder what Paris makes of her regained BF's new red hair though...me no likey. Not. At. All. And what she makes of this guy she's been pictured with...

Just when I thought I couldn't love him anymore...

Adam Brody starts randomly calling people to get them to vote...and vote Democrat.

Adam was recently in Ohio (OHIO no less), making phone calls to voters for Democratic congressional candidate Sherrod Brown. Brody had this to say at a Brown support rally:

"You are no longer the future, you are the present."

*sigh* He's ever so dreamy...

He doesn't have all that money cuz he's dumb you know!

Donnie Trump had a few choice words to say about Angelina "selfish homewrecker" Jolie when he was on Larry King on Monday night:

TRUMP: Well, look, number one, I know her father. Her father is a nice guy. I think she treats him like a dog but maybe they have some kind of a thing.

KING: Yes, why, he's a good guy?

TRUMP: I mean this poor sap he comes along and he practically begs her, "I want to see my grandson. I want to see this." I mean if I were with him, I'd say "Forget it. It's over."

KING: He's also a great actor, Jon Voight.

TRUMP: I think he's a great actor and she just treats him terribly. She's been with so many guys she makes me look like a baby, OK, with the other side. And, I just don't even find her attractive.... I'm not a fan of hers as you probably noticed.


Have to say, wouldn't have guessed that Donald Trump's Mastermind subject would be "The Evils of Angelina Jolie" but hey, anyone who sees through her is a friend of mine! Although, I don't agree with the comment about Jon Voight giving up on seeing his grandchildren...thats not about her, its about those kids knowing they have a grandfather.

Paris and Nikki back together!?!?!?!?!?!

Zuh?

Paris' publicist Elliot Mintz has spoken to People.com:

"They had a meal last night. It's not my place to say what was discussed or the nature of the meal. But it's a good thing when people have a meal together."

When asked if they're best friends again, Mintz said: "I wouldn't characterize it that way because I don't know if it was a business or personal discussion. Let's just watch it unfold."

Em. Judging by these pictures of Nicole leaving Paris' house barefoot (what is with that by the way? Don't these people think about all the glass and shizz on the ground?), they're getting on pretty well.

But wait...wasn't it like, 5 minutes ago that Nikki was saying that they would "never" reconcile? Does anyone else smell publicity stunt?

Oh to have money...

To buy the lovely clothes these two are wearing... I especially like the massive trousers Katie is wearing. Still don't really get the friendship though.

Anna-Nicole's Commitment Ceremony

I'm so glad she found something to smile about, the last few weeks have been more than traumatic for her. People.com had this to say about her commitment ceremony:

At around 3 p.m., Stern, in a black dress suit and white shirt, and Smith, holding a bouquet of red roses, exchanged vows and Bible verses – as well as temporary rings, because the real ones weren't yet ready.

After the ceremony "we all cheered and Anna wanted to jump into the ocean," says John James, Smith's friend and the former Dynasty actor. "But there were sharks out there, so we sped back to (Sandy Cay), and then Anna and Howard jumped in."

"It was fun and Anna was smiling," says James. "Howard and Anna were both crying and kissing and holding hands. It was kind of sad and happy at the same time."

Love it.

All Hail the K-Fed.

Or not as the case may be.

I've already talked about the Federline's exploits in Vegas over the weekend, and now we've got an even more ridiculous K-Fed story to tell.

It would seem the ego has landed...when he was leaving a nightclub his "people" instructed those outside that the Fed would not be signing any autographs or posing for pictures. Em, they probably tell people that all the time so that he is under the illusion that that's the reason no one ever approaches him. "Oh no Mr. Federline, we told everyone to stay away, thats why no one ever asks for your autograph!"

Anyway, one fearless photographer did take a picture:




Only to be shouted at "Oh no you don't!"

Oh please. Seriously, K-Fed, in a couple of years you're going to be such a has-been (you bearly "are" now) you'll be begging people to take your picture. Get over yourself.

That Paris...

Just as she finished fighting with Shanna Moekkler about her man Travis Barker, she has moved on to Andy Roddick? Apparently they were getting very close over the weekend in Las Vegas (coincidentally, at the same nightclub as Superdad K-Fed, but more on him later...) "cuddling" and drinking Grey Goose (which incidentally, the lads at my local offie say isn't even the best vodka around. They recommended some mid-priced Eastern European vodka, the name of which I can't remember but I will check the bottle in my fridge this evening, which is apparently super good and clean and doesn't give you a bad hangover so why celebs are so obsessed with Grey Goose is beyond me. So there.) Back to Paris and Andy...why? Anyone who dates Mandy Moore is a winner in my book, so his stock went way up. But now it has plummeted. Me no likey.

What is going on???

I don't get it. For a while there Jessica Simpson was looking brilliant. In fact, I'd go so far as to say she was looking foy-in as they say here in Dublin. But recently she just looks rank. And for someone who is with her hairstylist 24/7 her hair has been seriously soccer mom. Boo. I disapprove.

Here are a couple of pictures to support my point:

I do love a good drag queen!

Its about to be a GIRL FIGHT!

Ooooh. I have been waiting for this. As soon as the rumours started about Paris going out with Travis Barker I had a feeling that Shanna would not be standing for it. Girl laid a smack down!

Apparently both Paris and Shanna have filed reports with the police after one of them attacked the other. We don't know which because obviously Shanna said P started it and P says S started it. I really feel for Shanna. At the moment they're replaying Meet the Barkers on MTV, conveniently right before I go to work. And I love it...but it makes me sooooo sad. So so sad. I wish they were still together. I wish Paris would shrivel up and disintegrate.

Here's TMZ's report:

Elliot Mintz, Paris' publicist, tells TMZ that his client was at Hyde nightclub Wednesday night and at approximately 1:10 a.m. she says she was approached by Shanna, who allegedly began screaming obscenities at her. Hilton says at that point Moakler struck her in the jaw with a closed fist as she continued to shout profanities. Mintz says Moakler was restrained and several people helped Paris exit Hyde. Mintz says Hilton never touched Moakler.

Mintz and Hilton then went to the LAPD's Hollywood Division where she filed a police report, alleging battery.

We're told Moakler also went to the station to file a report against Paris' companion that evening, Stavros Niarchos, alleging that he poured a drink over her head. A source tells TMZ that Moakler alleges that Niarchos shoved her down some stairs.

Oh blech

Here is a picture of Orlando Bloom outside Penelope Cruz' house. Apparently they're together. Could this be any more boring? I have to say that I've never really gotten the whole Orlando Bloom thing. Like, yeah hes good looking but...meh. And isn't she a little old for him?

Posh is HAWT.

Love these pictures of Posh in Harpers Bazaar-especially the cover...I only have one complaint...






What the hell is up with her only having one facial expression? Please Posh-smile! I know you can! I've seen you do it!

Jen and Vince...the couple that never was.

Yeah. Apparently Vince dumped Jen and they actually were engaged.

I'm so over this. Its so boring. I never would have thought that Vince Vaughn could be boring but somehow he managed it.

I also love the Bilson

So cute! Shes getting a lot of abuse for this pyjama party but it looks like shes on set somewhere, so its beyond me why she would get this abuse. Anyway, she looks adorable, except for the sad expression on her face...I really hope this isn't due to the rumours that she and Adam Brody are having problems...that would be devastating. They're the best celebrity couple of all time!

I also came across these gorgeous photos from Chicago Social Magazine:

I do love the George.

He is one charming Futher Mucker.

Who dat babydaddy?

Glad to see K-Fed is home making sure Brit Brit and the babies are happy and supported.

Oh wait-thats not the Spederline compound...thats a nightclub! In Vegas!

I don't believe it! Oh wait. Yes I do.

Completely random picture...

What the? What the hell is Alyssa Milano doing with Archbishop Desmond Tutu?

Anna Nicole saga goes on...

Ok, so last week Anna Nicole Smith's lawyer Howard K Stern came out on Larry King Live and claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole's baby Dannielynn. He said they'd been in a relationship for some time and that based on the timing there was no doubt of his paternity...now this info didn't really surprise me, anyone who watched her E! show would know that he hung onto her like a leech-not really sure how he made money as she was notoriously broke and he didn't seem to have any clients because he was with ANS literally 24/7 but anyway...he says hes her babydaddy.

So. OK. Thats ok.

BUT.

Then this photographer Larry Birkhead came out and said that HE was the father of the baby girl, and now hes filing paternity papers.

How wierd! Why would you go through the whole legal thing if you knew you weren't the father? Why does everything that happens in Anna Nicole's life have to be surrounded by craziness? Why would Anna Nicole choose to be with ranky Howard K Stern when she could be with semi-dishy Larry Birkhead?



The mind boggles.

EDIT: ALERT! ALERTT! I was wrong. Just came across this photo and my assessment of Birkheads semi-dreaminess was incorrect. He's blatantly just greasy. Sorry about that.

Rachel Zoe-unhealthily skinny evangelist?

Oh my god. Look at her! Like, look at her! Have you ever seen someone look so unhealthy? Seriously, Skeletor had nothing on her. I have said before that she makes all her clients look the same, and that I feel it is boring, but they do generally look nice. However, her clients tendencies to become frighteningly skinny is disturbing. And now...this picture really reveals just how blech she looks herself. PLEASE woman. Get healthy. And PLEASE GIRLS. Do not look to this woman as a role model.

Oh and as for Karl Lagerfield...em...good fashion. (couldn't find this picture without Karl Lagerfield attached to it...sorry bout that.)

EDIT: HA! Just found this picture! Its hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How can anyone continue to take her advice????

Britney is hot again!

...if only for a moment. Here she is on the cover of Q who for its 20th anniversary are printing an edition with 20 different covers.

I'm not against this per se, and I'm glad its an opportunity for a pre SPF 2 Brit Brit to look hot-but I was in Tesco this morning (trying to buy my breakfast cereal but frankly, the selection was RUBBISH and I wound up with Tesco's own brand honey nut cornflakes and FRANKLY it is just not nearly as good as the real thing. Why they can't consistently stock the same types of cereal is beyond me...wait. What was I talking about? Oh yeah. Q.) and I saw a version with DIDO on the cover. What the? She's hardly worthy of a cover alongside U2 and Britney! She's contributed very little over the past 20 years, and what she has contributed is boring. Shes like the female James Blunt. BOO. BOO I SAY!