PAH!

Phew...I'm going to have to take a deep breath before I type this.

Ok.

Heather Mills-McCartney is going to be on Dancing with the Stars. In case you didn't know, this is the American version of Strictly Come Dancing.

Heather Mills-McCartney.

She obviously doesn't expect to do well out of the divorce settlement! Also on the show, such A-Listers as Joey Fatone (ironically, the fat one in NSync), Ian Ziering (Steve from 90210), and oh yeah, Billy Ray Cyrus and his achy breaky heart.