Woe is Me.

It is my sad duty to report that the cutest Hollywood couple EVER have split.

According to Life & Style magazine, the couple, who began dating in 2004, are parting ways.

Please Please Please in the name of true love let this not be true. I'll keep you posted.

Mel feels sorry for Kramer.

Mel Gibson has told Entertainment Weekly that he feels sorry for Michael Richards:

"I feel really badly for the guy. He was obviously in a state of stress," Gibson tells Entertainment Weekly for its Dec. 8 issue, referring to the former Seinfeld star's racial outburst. " You don't need to be inebriated to be bent out of shape. But my heart went out to the guy."

As for Richards's critics, "They'll probably torture him for a while and then let him go. I like him," says the 50-year-old Apocalypto filmmaker.

I guess these racists have to stick together. They should form a support group. RA-Racists Anonymous.

Nicole is gaining Weight! Huzzah!

People.com is indicating that Nicole Richie has put on some weight:

It's only been a month since Nicole Richie announced she was seeking treatment for her inability to gain weight, but friends are noticing a difference, PEOPLE reports in its upcoming issue.

"She has (put on) at least 5 lbs.," says a source close to the actress. "She wants to prove she's trying to change."

The newly brunette Richie has even "distanced herself from a lot of (old) friends," adds the source. Among those old friends is Rachel Zoe, 35, Richie's stylist for the past three years, with whom Richie split last week


This is great news, and I must say she looks F-A-B-O in the above picture taken on Tuesday night(?).

Which brings me to my next point.

Why is it that Nicole has always managed to keep her flange covered when all the other Paris-ites have had such a struggle in that area?

He he he...

Wanna have a Mossy face?

Apparently the Moss is going to have her own beauty range.

According to the Mirror:

She has been in high-level negotiations with several top-drawer cosmetic companies, each of them desperate to sign her up.

The 32-year-old is currently the face of makeup company Rimmel, which has seen sales soar since she started appearing in its ads.

An insider says: "Kate is incredibly canny and she wants to start cashing in on her own brand. Doing her own make-up and skincare is a natural progression for her. Three years ago she would never have done something like this, but she's looking to the future.

"She wants to be known for more than the cocaine scandal or having a druggie boyfriend.

"She's one of the most beautiful and photographed women in Britain and without doubt when this range is launched it will fly off the shelves.

"People are buying into the whole Kate Moss phenomenon and if they actually think there's a chance of looking like her too then they're going to buy that too."

I have to say, I can see myself buying Kate Moss makeup. There is no denying that the girls looks good, and its not always easy to disguise the signs of drug use, so she must know something about makeup. And if I'm honest, I'm a sucker for makeup. I'll try anything once.

Gwen is just like me!!

Well...not quite. But she does like the gossip! Hooray! Finally a celebrity admits that they are as nosey as the rest of us:

“I got caught up in the whole celebrity-pregnancy thing....I am like everyone else who enjoys a bit of nasty gossip. Like, don’t let me open one of those magazines, because I can’t put them down. We’re all addicted to it; it’s gross, but it’s entertaining.”

Hooray! Although I don't think its gross...

Oh Happy Day!

Hallelujah! Praise the Lord! Woo Hoo and various other happy exclamations!!! BRITNEY SPEARS HAS BOUGHT SOME KNICKERS!!!!!!

Now, ordinarily such news would not produce such a celebration but I have to say, I really didn't know how much more flange-flashing I would have been able to take.

TMZ is reporting:

Despite persistent sightings of Brit's bare bits, she just spent more than $3000 on thongs and other fancy underthings at trendy Le Bra Lingerie boutique in West Hollywood, the place where Katie Holmes picked up her honeymoon unmentionables.

Spears charged up a camisole and thong for $1315, a bustier and thong for $510, a black corset and matching red thong for $300, and a yellow bra and thong for $333, among other things. So many thongs, so little time!


Please bountious God, let the next piece of news be that she has purchased a hairbrush!

Paris's new nickname.

I love it...from here on in Paris will be known to me as "Brit's New Trouble".

Gavin loves his Gwen doll.

He he...according to this week's Heat Magazine Gavid Rossdale is a big fan of the various Gwen Stefani dolls on the market:

"Gwen has a whole range of official Barbies that are modelled on her," explains a friends of the couple. " She had a load of the dolls sent over for approval and Gavin has kind of kept hold of them. He thinks they are hilarious and likes to leave them in compromising positions around the house."

He he...I love it. I think that is bloody hilarious. I can just imagine Gwen straddling the water tap...or with her legs wrapped around the wooden spoon. He he he...

Kate Moss meets Little Britain

Meant to blog about this days ago but it went out of my head...Kate Moss and a variety of others joined the guys from Little Britain on stage last week in during their live show which was filmed for Comic Relief. Kate starred as Vicki Pollard's twin sister and it looks hilarious.

Happily we'll get to see it on this side of the pond on BBC 1 in March. Woo hoo! For now, here are some pictures:

For those who care (and I know you're out there):

They certainly look happy anyway. And Katie's dress looks really beautiful in these pictures.

And the beat goes on...

Ok, so. We were all set to blame Kid Rock for his and Pamela Anderson's split, but now it would seem he is heaping the blame on her...Page Six is reporting:

...once Rock was in L.A., he found himself a single father to not only his son, Robert James Richie Jr., but to Anderson's two kids, Brandon and Dylan, as well.

"Pamela would go out almost every night and end up at [photographer] David LaChapelle's studio," Rock's friend says. "Bob was home alone with the three kids."

The "Baywatch" babe confirmed that scenario in this month's Blender, which quotes her as saying, "When I go to Hollywood, I start at the Chateau Marmont and then I usually end up naked in David LaChapelle's studio taking crazy pictures. That's usually a night for me. Four or five in the morning, lying across a car in David's studio."

Kid Rock was also said to suspect that Anderson was less than truthful about the miscarriage she claims she had. "Bob never saw any proof or heard from her at any time that she was pregnant. She announced she had a miscarriage. He flew to Canada [where she's shooting "Blonde and Blonder"] to be with her and she went out every night."

Hmm. I don't know about that. All the reports I've ever heard about Pamela Anderson say that she is a great mom, I just don't see her bailing on her kids. And as for lying about a miscarriage? That is just a HORRIFIC accusation. If its true then Pamela must be having some serious issues. But I would definitely be more inclined to believe Kid is telling some fibs because hes hurtin'. Either way its really sad.

Pamela has posted on her website:

11/28/2006
More divorce...

I'm very concerned with the press on mine and Bob's divorce. I know I have people who want to defend me or people who want to defend Bob, but my children can read - and I'd like to resolve this amicably - not fueling fires - and with dignity.

Kids don't know the difference between fact and tabloid …does anybody?

Truth is Bob is great in many ways - we just don't belong together...we mutually agree. I love my children, he loves his son...we both have wonderful family and friends as support going thru this time.

Brit against her Comeback.

Oh Britney...things were looking so good there for a while. You ditched the baggage. You were back in the studio. You'd made up with Pharell! And then Paris came along and destroyed everything.

Apparently, Pharell is not a happy bunny as following their reconciliation they were due to be recording in Miami at the moment, but anyone who's read a paper or watched TV in the last 24 hours will know that Britters ain't there! No no, she is far to busy waving her flange around the place with Paris in LA. According to the Miami Herald Pharell is NOT impressed, and frankly lady B can not afford to lose people like that if she wants another successful album (and her fans agree with me, check out the comments on her Myspace page). GET IT TOGETHER WOMAN!

P.S. Doesn't this picture make you sad...it reminds me of the golden days...I'm practically weeping onto my keyboard.

I want you back, want you back, want you back for goooooood...

Yesterday night Shanna Moekler and Travis Barker had dinner at Mr. Chows:



If you read this often you will know that I was sad about their split, so I guess I'm happy at this news but...well...he was pretty horrible about her. And that cake she had at her divorce party!



He certainly wasn't happy about it, he posted this immediately on his Myspace page after he heard about it:

"SOMEBODY SENT A MESSAGE AND A FLYER WAS ATTATCHED(I POSTED IT BELOW). SHANNA IS HAVING A DIVORCE PARTY FOR HERSELF IN CELEBRATION OF OUR FAILED MARRIAGE APPARENTLY..... THIS IS THE SAME WIFE THAT EMAILED ME TO TELL ME SHE WOULD BE SLEEPING WITH HER NEW BOYFRIEND IN MY BED THE DAY OF OUR ANNIVERSARY 2 DAYS AGO SO THIS DOESN'T COME AS A SHOCK. AND THE SAME PERSON WHO IS MAKING "I LOVE SHANNA" SHIRTS FOR PEOPLE TO BUY, IN SUPPORT OF ALL THIS AND PLAYING THE VICTIM, IT SADDENS ME PEOPLE AND EVEN BRINGS ON THE URGE TO PUKE, HOPE IT DOES YOU AS WELL. IM GONNA SAY A LONG PRAYER FOR HER, SHE NEEDS IT. THERE ISN'T A PART OF SHANNA AND I AND THE FACT OUR MARRIAGE FAILED THAT I COULD BE CELEBRATING OR HAPPY ABOUT EVEN AFTER ALL OF THIS TIME IT WAS OUR FAMILY...IT WAS ALL WE HAD......I MEAN A PARTY??? WHAT DOESN'T KILL ME MAKES ME STRONGER GOODNIGHT AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH U....STAR WARS IS ON AND THIS IS NOW IN THE PAST. HOPE SHANNA'S PARTY IS EVERYTHING SHE COULD HOPE 4."

Hmm. I'm not really sure what to make of this volatile couple now. I guess we'll just have to wait and see!

AAAH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA...

HA HA HA HAAAAA...I'm going to wet myself. Tom Cruise wore a girdle on his wedding day!!!!



According to US gossip columnist Janet Charlton, a source at Armani said:

"Tom packed on around twenty pounds in the past few months before the big
event. He says he's a 'nervous eater'.

"When Tom arrived in Rome, we hear that Giorgio Armani was apoplectic
because the wedding tux was too small.

Armani personally tended to all the fittings while Tom's pants were let out
and various details were adjusted.

The source added: "Tom wanted to look svelte so he didn't protest when
Giorgio suggested girdling Tom's midsection so the jacket would fall
properly. The corset was sewn into Tom's undergarment."

Hee hee hee... hee hee...woo...thats good shit.

Hmm.

The Chicago Sun-Times (a paper I like and read when I used to live there FYI) is reporting on Vince Vaughn's purchase of a massive $9 million penthouse off Michigan Avenue (which I'm more than a little jealous of...Chicago is possibly my favourite city in the world, bar my lovely Dublin of course). However...thats not why I'm blogging on this.

Here is what the Sun-Times had to say:

""Vaughn was in town a little over a week ago checking out the penthouse with a decorator," said a top Sneed source. "He wanted things sleek, but he wanted things large."

Vaughn was in and out in a matter of hours during the visit, dressed in jeans and a big smile. He had just returned from Northern Ireland, where he was filming a documentary on the neighborhoods in war-torn Belfast."

"WAR-TORN"?? I think thats a bit much. Baghdad is war-torn:



Belfast is not:



The people of Belfast have been through a lot and have come a LONG way to change the image of their city, references like the Sun-Times' do nothing to help the cause. Boo.

Seriously?

Ok. Pammy's friend has said that the demise of their relationship came down to Kid's "male insecurity and major anger issues." This I was willing to accept. But NOW according to Page Six, the real breaking point came when they saw Borat!?!?!?!

"Ron Meyer held a screening of 'Borat' at his house for a bunch of people, including Pam and Bob," says an Anderson pal. "It was the first time Bob had seen the movie, and, well, he didn't like it."

The hugely popular film shows Sasha Baron Cohen - in character as Borat Sagdiyev - falling in love with Anderson after seeing her in a "Baywatch" rerun, then driving across America in order to propose marriage to her.

Her friend tells Page Six, "Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing.

"Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night.

"Ever since that night, it has been icicles between them," the friend relates. "Bob is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man."

Holy Patheticness Batman! I loved that Pamela had enough of a sense of humour to do Borat. It was brilliant, and she was hilarious! What the hell is that idiot thinking letting that be the downfall of their relationship. Yesterday I was sad about this split but now its quite obviously the right thing. Pam can do so-ho much better. SO much better.

And as for Kid. He can go and rot.

Wanna see Britney's flange?

Jeez. She and Paris are friends for like a week and already Britters has flashed the world twice. Paris Hilton has a lot to answer for. Boo. See the rest of the disgusting pictures here: http://fotospaparazzi.blogspot.com/2006/11/britney-spears-pillada-sin-ropa.html



EW EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWWWWW!!! Somebody PLEASE think of the children!

Well, well, well...

The Richie/Zoe feud is waging on...

First the fired stylist released this statement:

"There has been a lot of speculation as to the cause of my parting with client Nicole Richie. The tabloid reports have no merit. After trying to be a good friend to Nicole, we made a mutual decision to sever our working relationship. Changes are inevitable in any business relationship. I am very fortunate to have such a wonderful life, I have been married for 10 years and have been a stylist for more than 15 years and am lucky to work with such a diverse group of women of all shapes and sizes that inspire me everyday. I have nothing but love for Nicole and wish her only health and happiness."

Then Nicole posted THIS on her Myspace page:

What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist instead of a nutritionist?
HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup...

Hmmm...this looks like its going to run and run. Lets be honest though, we knew that there was something fishy going on when it became clear that all of the Zoe's high profile clients seemed to become waiflike overnight, right? Still, if they keep bitchin' I'll keep posting!!

Child Abuse!!!!

Am I the only person who thinks that Paris shouldn't be allowed within 5 miles of any children? Oh Britney come on...and you were on your way back up!! :(

What the hell...

Is with the dark one's hair???? It looks like a bad wig!

Zuuh?

Hardly a day goes by without the Lohan family doing something that puzzles me...Firstly, I am really disturbed, and irritated, by this:



Disturbed because a) Dina (aka the crazy mom) sings on it. (Oh my God, you are not the celebrity!!!) and b) the girl is like, eleven. Can't she just be a kid without being dragged into this mess??

And irritated because these days it seems to be a celeb all you have to do is be related to one. First Jamie-Lynn Spears, now Ali Lohan? Come on, surely our standards should be higher...although, in a year or two I'll probably be blogging about my fascination with those two because lets face it, they will become these:



And Paris will still be hanging on I bet...I can see her at 45 still getting her flange out in public and puking grey goose in between singing her songs at karaoke while trying to convince everyone that she used to be cool. Anyway, that photo really fascinates me because didn't Lindsay just call Paris a cunt? And didn't Paris just hit Lindsay??

She said: "I’m saying this on tape. She hit me for no reason, apparently, at my friend’s house. I didn’t know she would be there and she hit me with a drink and poured it all over me. It hurts and it’s not OK.

"I’m sorry for everyone who thinks I’m crazy but I’m just trying to act."

Hmmm...could it be that these girls are so bored with their overprivileged lives that they are making this shizz up for fun?

Vas????!!!???

I don't believe it. Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock have both filed for divorce. After 4 weddings and four months. I just don't understand...they seemed like the perfect couple. So trashy and dirty. And yet so smart.

Boo. This displeases me. Poor Pamela. She just can't seem to get a break. A miscarriage and a divorce all in the same month...I feel sad for her.

Oh no she di'int!

Ooooooh. I've always known Beyonce wasn't the shiny, happy, pleasant person she is during interviews. No one is that successful just by being nice. Apparently there's a rumble in the jungle Stateside as Beyonce gets jealous of all the attention her Dreamgirls co-star Jennifer Hudson is getting over her reportedly AMAZING performance in movie (J-Hud is to the right of Beyonce in the picture).

Mediatakeout.com reports:

MediaTakeOut.com has learned that Beyonce and her parents, Mathew and Tina Knowles, are furious over all the attention that Jennifer Hudson is receiving. According to a Dreamgirls insider, Beyonce's parents let Jennifer know exactly how they felt when they met at the movie's first screening. The insider explains, "Jennifer attended the screening of the movie and [acknowledged] Tina & Mathew Knowles, but they pretended not to see her ... and Mathew threw Jennifer the ugliest look." But Beyonce's father couldn't just leave it at that. Our source claims that Mathew Knowles later called up the director of the film and "let him have it." Knowles, who was upset that Beyonce was being over shadowed, is reported to have demanded that the film be re-edited. That demand was ignored by the film studio. Beyonce isn't pleased with the movie either. Our source claims that when Beyonce first saw the movie, she was so upset with the way her character was portrayed, she burst into tears. Our source explains, "this was suppoed to be Beyonce's breakout performance, but Jennifer's getting all the attention."

AND...

The insider tells MediaTakeOut.com that when the entire cast of Dreamgirls was featured on Oprah, Beyonce let her diva-ish ways show. Here's our tipster's account of what occurred: "Backstage [at the Oprah show], Beyonce hugged/greeted everyone, but did not say a word to or even look in Jennifer's direction. Jennifer was used to Mathew (who was always on set) being shady to her, but this was the first time Beyonce expressed any dislike or discomfort toward her. Finally, Jennifer went and spoke to Beyonce, but Beyonce acted just as distant and shady as her parents did at the movie screening."

This whole thing is just f-ing ridiculous. Beyonce is an established star, can't she just let a girl get a bit of attention?? Jennifer is amazingly talented and deserves all the praise she is getting. B has had years of attention! Jaysis. Some girls. And as for her being upset about the way her character is portrayed, she knew the character she was playing wasn't the nicest when she read the script! I really respect her for taking a role that doesn't make her out to be an angel, but its a shame that she can't accept that people understand that she is ACTING. Thats the whole idea of ACTING. You are not yourself you are someone else! Jeez. Some people.

Oh and P.S. It is SO ridiculous that we aren't going to get to see this movie til February.

That is all.

Nicole eats!

Unbelievable!!!!

Hopefully the days of Skeletor are gone.



Eeeek. Its just not good.

Oh dear God.

Now, I have no issue with Coleen McLoughlin. I'm obviously jealous of the amount of shopping she is able to do but as far as I'm concerned shes a nice girl making the most of a lucky situation.

However. There is no forgiving this hairstyle:



A plain bun would have been fine. But there is just absolutely NO excuse for those fake plait things they sell in Claire's Accessories even if it was in the right colous! A blonde one? LUDICROUS.

I love it when people get things wrong!!!

I am pure evil but I derive so much pleasure from media outlets getting things wrong, here is a picture and caption people.com have on their website at the moment:



RACK 'EM UP

Is she checking out the competition? Taking a break from readying her highly anticipated debut fashion line, Victoria Beckham hits designer boutiques in London.

The reason I find this so amusing is that she is actually in charity shop Oxfam! Couldn't be further from the designer boutiques. She was there to tell a volunteer worker there that he had won a lifetime achievement aware at the forthcoming Pride of Britain Awards. Apparently she is now being credited with boosting the stores sales just by being in the shop for 5 minutes which is just crazy. I can't believe people put so much stock in what she does. Although, having said that, if one of my favourites starting shopping in say, Dunnes, it would make me take a second look.

I love these guys!

So cute at the AMAs. I can't say that I am going to be running to my hairdresser asking for Gwen's new hair but I like it on her and I love Wind It Up and Yummy, the two songs I've heard from her new album.

A Very Lohan Thanksgiving

Well happy Thanksgiving to all, be you american or not. A day for giving thanks can't be knocked, even if it did start with thanking people who were then massacred...ANYWAY. Wow. I haven't blogged for a while but boy has Lady Lohan outdone herself.

Theres the reported OD (pictures old, story new):

In a blockbuster world exclusive story, The ENQUIRER has learned that an out-of-control Lindsay Lohan overdosed on a deadly cocktail of cocaine and painkillers on Nov. 12.
A doctor raced to Hollywood's Chateau Marmont after a friend of the 20-year-old actress found her unconscious in a drug-filled hotel room.
Although the doctor was able to revive the hard-partying star, he was horrified to discover a "stash of cocaine and a pile of prescription drugs" in the room, an insider told The ENQUIRER exclusively.
The doctor flushed the cocaine down the toilet and bagged up seven different prescription drugs, according to the insider.
"The doctor insisted, 'This girl had a serious drug overdose. She has to go into a hospital and then into rehab.'"
Lindsay refused to be treated at a hospital or enter rehab.

Not sure how much of this I believe but if it is true its pretty sad. I doubt very much that Lindsay has managed to avoid drugs, but I hope its not too out of control


THEN theres the crrrrazy Robert Altman condolence letter:

"I would like to send my condolences out to Catherine Altman, Robert Altmans wife, as well as all of his immediate family, close friends, co-workers, and all of his inner circle.

"I feel as if I've just had the wind knocked out of me and my heart aches.

"If not only my heart but the heart of Mr. Altman's wife and family and many fellow actors/artists that admire him for his work and love him for making people laugh whenever and however he could..

"Robert altman made dreams possible for many independent aspiring filmmakers, as well as creating roles for countless actors.

"I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career.

"I learned so much from Altman and he was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had in several years.

"The point is, he made a difference.

"He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do.

"So every day when you wake up.

"Look in the mirror and thank god for every second you have and cherish all moments.

"The fighting, the anger, the drama is tedious.

"Please just take each moment day by day and consider yourself lucky to breathe and feel at all and smile. Be thankful.

"Life comes once, doesn't 'keep coming back' and we all take such advantage of what we have.

"When we shouldn't..... '

"Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book) -everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on.-altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come.

"If I can do anything for those who are in a very hard time right now, as I'm one of them with hearing this news, please take advantage of the fact that I'm just a phone call away.

God Bless, peace and love always.

Thank You,

"BE ADEQUITE"

Lindsay Lohan


EM...wow. First of all there are the typos and complete lack of any grammatical sense. That in itself offends my sensitivities. But then theres the quoting of the twelve steps...and the kind of, melodrama I guess. Like, a simple "My thoughts are with his family, this truly is a tragic loss" would have been sufficient!!!!


AND FINALLY, theres the tramping around London with Calum Best. Who hasn't had Calum Best? Nothing against the guy but every c-lister worth their salt in London has been there. Lindsay, there is so much better out there for you! (Having said that, there is no question that the guy is pretty hot):



I just don't know. Is there any hope? The Britney turnaround leads me to believe there is... One can only hope!

Suddenly it all makes sense...

Amusing.

So apparently a drunken Nikki got it together with Duncan from Blue last night at Ashlee Simpson's birthday party in London. This isn't surprising, he is much more her type that Petey. What is amusing is that Ashlee Simpson is in London doing Chicago. Its her birthday. Someone throws her a party and every c-list celeb around is invited. Ashlee Simpson wouldn't have an f-ing clue who any of them are!!! Would you really want to spend your birthday surrounded by low rent celebs who might as well be strangers?

Maybe if you had a shitload of new plastic surgery to show off...

Justin Timberlake - My Love Video

Ok. I like the video, but I hate hate hate hate it when musicians do this! They release an album and then change the songs when they release them as singles. I hated it when Brit Brit did it with Boys and Crazy. I hate it now that Justin has done it. Because I love the version on the album and all but its not the same! Grrr.

Just a reminder...

Just a reminder of Paris and Lindsay's history. How do you think she's finding the reunion???

So...

So I'm clearly delighted about the Paris/Nicole reunion. But I wonder how Lindsay Lohan feels about it? She and Nicole are close. She and Paris are not. Firecrotch anyone? And now Nicole and Paris are suddenly joined at the hip again? I would be piiiiiissed.

Would love to know what the atmosphere was like in Hyde last night because they were all there! It will be interesting to see how this unfolds. Mwah ha ha.

She speaks!

Paris has spoken about the reconciliation:

"I love Nicole, and I'm so glad we're friends again. I missed her, she's like my sister - we've known each other 23 years. I'm glad we can put the feud behind us. I'm really happy she's back in my life."

I'm so happy about this. Those two together are hilarious, Nicole on her own was kind of funny, and Paris on her own was...well...vacant.

I do wonder what Paris makes of her regained BF's new red hair though...me no likey. Not. At. All. And what she makes of this guy she's been pictured with...

Just when I thought I couldn't love him anymore...

Adam Brody starts randomly calling people to get them to vote...and vote Democrat.

Adam was recently in Ohio (OHIO no less), making phone calls to voters for Democratic congressional candidate Sherrod Brown. Brody had this to say at a Brown support rally:

"You are no longer the future, you are the present."

*sigh* He's ever so dreamy...

He doesn't have all that money cuz he's dumb you know!

Donnie Trump had a few choice words to say about Angelina "selfish homewrecker" Jolie when he was on Larry King on Monday night:

TRUMP: Well, look, number one, I know her father. Her father is a nice guy. I think she treats him like a dog but maybe they have some kind of a thing.

KING: Yes, why, he's a good guy?

TRUMP: I mean this poor sap he comes along and he practically begs her, "I want to see my grandson. I want to see this." I mean if I were with him, I'd say "Forget it. It's over."

KING: He's also a great actor, Jon Voight.

TRUMP: I think he's a great actor and she just treats him terribly. She's been with so many guys she makes me look like a baby, OK, with the other side. And, I just don't even find her attractive.... I'm not a fan of hers as you probably noticed.


Have to say, wouldn't have guessed that Donald Trump's Mastermind subject would be "The Evils of Angelina Jolie" but hey, anyone who sees through her is a friend of mine! Although, I don't agree with the comment about Jon Voight giving up on seeing his grandchildren...thats not about her, its about those kids knowing they have a grandfather.

Paris and Nikki back together!?!?!?!?!?!

Zuh?

Paris' publicist Elliot Mintz has spoken to People.com:

"They had a meal last night. It's not my place to say what was discussed or the nature of the meal. But it's a good thing when people have a meal together."

When asked if they're best friends again, Mintz said: "I wouldn't characterize it that way because I don't know if it was a business or personal discussion. Let's just watch it unfold."

Em. Judging by these pictures of Nicole leaving Paris' house barefoot (what is with that by the way? Don't these people think about all the glass and shizz on the ground?), they're getting on pretty well.

But wait...wasn't it like, 5 minutes ago that Nikki was saying that they would "never" reconcile? Does anyone else smell publicity stunt?

Oh to have money...

To buy the lovely clothes these two are wearing... I especially like the massive trousers Katie is wearing. Still don't really get the friendship though.

Anna-Nicole's Commitment Ceremony

I'm so glad she found something to smile about, the last few weeks have been more than traumatic for her. People.com had this to say about her commitment ceremony:

At around 3 p.m., Stern, in a black dress suit and white shirt, and Smith, holding a bouquet of red roses, exchanged vows and Bible verses – as well as temporary rings, because the real ones weren't yet ready.

After the ceremony "we all cheered and Anna wanted to jump into the ocean," says John James, Smith's friend and the former Dynasty actor. "But there were sharks out there, so we sped back to (Sandy Cay), and then Anna and Howard jumped in."

"It was fun and Anna was smiling," says James. "Howard and Anna were both crying and kissing and holding hands. It was kind of sad and happy at the same time."

Love it.

All Hail the K-Fed.

Or not as the case may be.

I've already talked about the Federline's exploits in Vegas over the weekend, and now we've got an even more ridiculous K-Fed story to tell.

It would seem the ego has landed...when he was leaving a nightclub his "people" instructed those outside that the Fed would not be signing any autographs or posing for pictures. Em, they probably tell people that all the time so that he is under the illusion that that's the reason no one ever approaches him. "Oh no Mr. Federline, we told everyone to stay away, thats why no one ever asks for your autograph!"

Anyway, one fearless photographer did take a picture:




Only to be shouted at "Oh no you don't!"

Oh please. Seriously, K-Fed, in a couple of years you're going to be such a has-been (you bearly "are" now) you'll be begging people to take your picture. Get over yourself.

That Paris...

Just as she finished fighting with Shanna Moekkler about her man Travis Barker, she has moved on to Andy Roddick? Apparently they were getting very close over the weekend in Las Vegas (coincidentally, at the same nightclub as Superdad K-Fed, but more on him later...) "cuddling" and drinking Grey Goose (which incidentally, the lads at my local offie say isn't even the best vodka around. They recommended some mid-priced Eastern European vodka, the name of which I can't remember but I will check the bottle in my fridge this evening, which is apparently super good and clean and doesn't give you a bad hangover so why celebs are so obsessed with Grey Goose is beyond me. So there.) Back to Paris and Andy...why? Anyone who dates Mandy Moore is a winner in my book, so his stock went way up. But now it has plummeted. Me no likey.