What. The hell.
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Who does she think she is?
Seriously? Does she think she's Katherine Hepburn or something? The sunglasses, the lipstick, the stance. Its too too much.
US Weekly isn't finished.
Theres more to this Britney story as far as they're concerned and they've got the pictures to prove it!
According to the magazine:
Before checking in to Promises rehab center in Malibu for the second time, Britney Spears enjoyed a strange, bewildered day with two new friends.
Bright and early on February 17, a newly bald Spears arrived at L.A.'s chic Mondrian hotel, ready to catch some rays. But the star was denied a room due to lack of credit cards or cash.
By 11 a.m., an undeterred Spears, 25, had stripped down to a bra and panties poolside, then shaved her legs in the pool bathroom.
“It was sad,” says a source. “It looked like she really needed a friend.”
She got two – at least for a few hours. Around noon, Spears (then in a blonde wig) began chatting up a woman in the bathroom, who offered to loan the pop star a bathing suit.
Spears followed her new friend to her hotel room where -- after changing into a borrowed bikini -- she raided the minibar.
“She grabbed four or five bottles and just started mixing everything and drinking them.”
That is so sad.
According to the magazine:
Before checking in to Promises rehab center in Malibu for the second time, Britney Spears enjoyed a strange, bewildered day with two new friends.
Bright and early on February 17, a newly bald Spears arrived at L.A.'s chic Mondrian hotel, ready to catch some rays. But the star was denied a room due to lack of credit cards or cash.
By 11 a.m., an undeterred Spears, 25, had stripped down to a bra and panties poolside, then shaved her legs in the pool bathroom.
“It was sad,” says a source. “It looked like she really needed a friend.”
She got two – at least for a few hours. Around noon, Spears (then in a blonde wig) began chatting up a woman in the bathroom, who offered to loan the pop star a bathing suit.
Spears followed her new friend to her hotel room where -- after changing into a borrowed bikini -- she raided the minibar.
“She grabbed four or five bottles and just started mixing everything and drinking them.”
That is so sad.
Courtney vs. Chanel: Celebrity Death Match
Hee hee. The other night Courtney Love was at Paris Hilton's birthday party dressed in what most would have thought was a little Chanel number that debuted in last month's shows. However, there is only one of these dresses. And it is safely tucked away in Paris with Karl Lagerfeld so Courtney was wearing a fake! A fake I tell you!
Karl is furious apparently, as he is "concerned clients might mistake the fake for the real thing, despite the less-than-couture level workmanship." Apparently Courtney's people aren't even sure where she got it.
I find this whole thing amusing, I'm sitting here wondering how I'm going to pay my credit card bill and there is an international debacle going on over someone wearing fake Chanel! Anyway, the people over at popsugar have conveniently placed photos of the original dress and Courtney's fake side by side so that you can spot the difference!
Karl is furious apparently, as he is "concerned clients might mistake the fake for the real thing, despite the less-than-couture level workmanship." Apparently Courtney's people aren't even sure where she got it.
I find this whole thing amusing, I'm sitting here wondering how I'm going to pay my credit card bill and there is an international debacle going on over someone wearing fake Chanel! Anyway, the people over at popsugar have conveniently placed photos of the original dress and Courtney's fake side by side so that you can spot the difference!
OOOh. I like it!
Posh has new hair! Hooray! Because, lets be honest, this is always a cause to be celebrated. I love it. But then, I love most things spice...your thoughts?
Also, love this story of Posh sitting beside Tom Ford on a flight:
Victoria reveals: "When I get on a plane the first thing I do is put on old pyjamas.
"But the other day I was on a flight sitting next to Tom Ford. I told him that I was going to take all my glam gear off and he said, 'You shouldn't'. I thought he was joking and was getting ready to change when he said, 'No, you really shouldn't'.
"I was so intimidated I had to sit on this 11-hour flight in tight, uncomfortable clothes."
Tom Ford seems like such an asshole. Everytime I read an interview with him or anything he comes across as a total jerk.
Boo.
It would seem that Heather Mills McCartney doesn't think her leg is going to fly off during her participation in the American version of Strictly Come Dancing - Dancing with the Stars.
She says:
"It's very unlikely my leg is going to fly off, although it would be quite funny. I'll have a strap on which I wouldn't normally in every day life."
Curses! Foiled again.
Lay off the tan Paris!
Jeesh. Its a little much don't you think? She wouldn't look out of place hanging out with the teenagers of D4 at Dundrum Shopping Centre.
What does this mean?
According to People.com Katherine Heigl has dropped out of contract talks with the producers of Grey's Anatomy over salary issues...
"Katie is disappointed and hurt that (producer) Touchstone doesn't value her as much as her other costars, especially Sandra Oh and Isaiah Washington," the source says.
What does this mean? Now first of all, its clearly her agent, not her who is involved in these talks, but its crap if they are not offering her as much money as the other characters. I love her! She is one of my favourite characters on the show, and with her new movie Knocked Up coming out soon it seems like her career is on the up. It would be silly to let her go. So there.
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Brandon Davis is an Asshole
Well, if you weren't sure that Brandon Davis was an asshole before, you can be bloody certain now. You may remember him from the infamous "firecrotch" moment - while he insulted Lindsay Lohan in front of all the cameras the paparazzi had to offer Paris Hilton stood behind him and giggled before they sped off in her car.
Well this time Paris is the one suffering because of him. Serves her right to be honest.
She was forced to leave one of her many 26th birthday parties early after Brandon's behaviour turned as ugly as his face. According to the Sun:
She invited pals including Simple Life co-star NICOLE RICHIE, American Idol judge PAULA ABDUL and COURTNEY LOVE, who brought along daughter Frances Bean, 14.
But spoilt Brandon Davis started abusing Paula, mocking her Syrian ancestry. A guest said: “He was hurling flowers and pieces of foam at her.
“He then started speaking gibberish in an Arabic accent.”
Paula left, so Davis turned on Courtney Love. The guest added: “He lifted her up so she was straddling his waist.
“Her dress was riding up as he made lewd suggestions and simulated sex in front of her daughter.” Courtney grabbed Frances and they fled, too.
The last straw for Paris was when Davis lunged at a Chopard diamond necklace she had borrowed for the night.
He was dragged off by security, leaving her in tears.
WHAT an ASSHOLE.
She's sorry...so sorry...
Well it seems like Jade's trip to India is going swimmingly. She is attempting to make up for her bad behaviour towards Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty earlier this year, and thus far she has apologised to the Indian people and donated 25,000 quid to an Indian children's charity.
She won't however, be meeting up with Shilpa while she is there, according to Sky News:
The Bollywood actress's publicisit, Dale Bhagwagar, said: "Shilpa doesn't hold grudges or animosity against anyone. She has moved on after Big Brother.
"Shilpa says that India is full of very tolerant and cultured people and everyone is welcome."
I wonder if she'll meet up with Scarlett Johansson though? S-Jo is over there to raise awareness about global poverty with Oxfam:
Wouldn't they make an interesting pair...I wonder what Scarlett would make of Jade?
The Dress Debacle
Well, if you've been reading you know I wasn't a fan of J-Hud's outfit for the Oscars, and have been pondering why in the hell she didn't wear the red dress she performed in or the gold dress she wore after she won her award. Well as I've already said, she was styled by Andre Leon Talley of Vogue and it would seem her views weren't taken into account at all:
"Jennifer was kind of sponsored by Talley and Vogue," snitches a Page Six source. "Andre insisted she wear that hideous Oscar de la Renta dress with the awful, awful gold python bolero. "Jennifer really didn't want to, and so [noted celebrity stylist] Jessica Paster got her a beautiful gold Roberto Cavalli custom-made. But when Andre found out, he went ballistic. Moments before she left for the show, there was a power struggle and Jennifer ended up putting his outfit on."
Not at all Surprising.
US Weekly reports:
Katie Holmes raised eyebrows with her demure manner on the red carpet at the Vanity Fair Oscar party.
Upon arriving at the famed afterparty, Cruise urged his bride to pose for a photograph alone.
"Take a shot of her," he told photographers.
But according to an onlooker, the 28-year-old actress refused to take a picture without him.
The actor then led Holmes around by the hand, pulling her back and forth while he mingled and she remained silent.
Cruise, 44, greeted a few photographers but didn’t introduce his wife, who said nothing and stood next to her husband, waiting for him to finish his conversations.
He later asked her again to pose for a picture alone, and she finally agreed.
“She looks at him for direction,” the witness tells Us.
SOOOO WEIRD.
The Victoria Beckham Show!
Hooray! Posh is getting her own show. Ever since the announcement that David is going to play football in the US the American media have been salivating at the prospect of more Spice for their money and it would seem that she has now signed a deal to film a reality show following her move to the States.
According to Simon Fuller her manager (and the man behind the Spice Girls):
"The Americans were falling over themselves to sign Victoria up for a TV show but we had to choose the right deal for her. NBC won out in the end as they have really taken a shine to Vic's hilarious sense of humour and they want to capitalise on this.
"She is a funny lady and this new series will show this to the world."
She actually is pretty good fun judging by the previous fly on the wall shows I've seen...I'm looking forward to seeing this!
Jason Alexander Speaks
According to Jason Alexander:
"We used ecstasy at night to party and cocaine during the day to stay awake. Then we would take downers like Valium or Vicodin to come down and rest. Britney stayed up three days straight over New Year. I couldn't keep up. She definitely had a problem with drugs when we were together - and that was three years ago. She has got herself in a cycle which is hard to break."
But wait, didn't he maintain that they were sober when they got married? And that they'd really been in love rather than under the influence? Bah. Stop cashing in on her misery.
Monday, February 26, 2007
Just a couple more...
...Oscar photos, I promise to draw a line under it after these. I just couldn't resist!
Titanic reunion - I love it!:
Madonna is the kind of girl I'd like to go out with.
Tenner bets this is when Eddie Murphy lost:
Titanic reunion - I love it!:
Madonna is the kind of girl I'd like to go out with.
Tenner bets this is when Eddie Murphy lost:
Jade is in India
Jade has arrived in India alone where she is going to spend four days trying to learn about Indian culture.
"It's private and there are no cameras or anything. I've paid for the trip myself. That's all I want to say," she said.
She says that people have been really nice so far, hopefully this will go some ways to repairing the damage she did while in the Big Brother house. I really think the whole thing was over the top, she was a bully but not a racist.
Alan Arkin wanted Abigail to lose?
That Alan Arkin is pretty crotchety. He said last night that he hoped Abigail Breslin wouldn't win the award she lost the Jennifer Hudson:
"I hope she loses frankly. No, I'm serious. I am not joking. What, next year she is going to get the Nobel Prize? It's enough. She has had enough attention. I love her and I love her family; and I feel enough is enough," he said. "She is a kid; she needs to have a childhood."
I can see his point I guess. His take on winning?:
"I don't believe in competitions between artists. This is insane. Who has the authority to say someone is better?"
Em. Ok.
Vanity Fair Party
Well, the Vanity Fair Party continued to reign supreme over all the Oscar parties again this year with lots of big names making an appearance. Here are some of my favourite pics:
Cutest Family Picture of Oscar Night Award goes to:
Sweet mother molasses, thats a whole lot of famous in one picture. And look at Oprah's knockers! Jaysis!
Ah...two of my favourite people...
A random pairing if I've ever seen one:
Gorgeous as usual:
Cutest Family Picture of Oscar Night Award goes to:
Sweet mother molasses, thats a whole lot of famous in one picture. And look at Oprah's knockers! Jaysis!
Ah...two of my favourite people...
A random pairing if I've ever seen one:
Gorgeous as usual:
A Madonna Moment
Madonna et la famille were out in white on Friday night for a Kabbalah meeting, nice to see David is getting cuter and cuter and I love Rocco's attitude. Its so F**k you and he's only 6! Cute. And I love his blue tongue.
Then last night she hit the Vanity Fair Oscar party where she look gorgeous. Really gorgeous, the most gorgeous I've seen her in ages. (She and Guy look pretty happy together too!)
Is it just me or is she looking a little "fresher" than usual...
And, the word on the street is that Madonna and Guy were some of the last people standing at the party. Love it!
Then last night she hit the Vanity Fair Oscar party where she look gorgeous. Really gorgeous, the most gorgeous I've seen her in ages. (She and Guy look pretty happy together too!)
Is it just me or is she looking a little "fresher" than usual...
And, the word on the street is that Madonna and Guy were some of the last people standing at the party. Love it!
Why didn't she wear this???
This is a shot of Beyonce and J-Hud performing at the ceremony...why the hell didn't Jennifer just wear that dress? She looks gorgeous.
Oscar Winners
Seems like things pretty much went as they should have. A good mix of films recognised by the Academy and most of the awards are well deserved. Hooray!
Best Picture
The Departed
Best Director
Martin Scorsese, The Departed
Best Actor
Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland
Best Actress
Helen Mirren, The Queen
Best Supporting Actor
Alan Arkin, Little Miss Sunshine
Best Supporting Actress
Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls
Best Original Screenplay
Little Miss Sunshine
Best Animated Film
Happy Feet
Best Foreign Language Film
The Lives of Others, Germany
Best Documentary Feature
An Inconvenient Truth
Best Original Song
''I Need to Wake Up,'' from An Inconvenient Truth
Best Original Score
Babel
Best Cinematography
Pan's Labyrinth
Best Film Editing
The Departed
Best Art Direction
Pan's Labyrinth
Best Makeup
Pan's Labyrinth
Best Costume Design
Marie Antoinette
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Its on!
Woo hoo! Oscar time!
I have settled into my couch for the next couple of hours so that I can stand in judgement over the celebs who will be tromping (is that a word?) up the red carpet. I'll be posting every few minutes with any observations I have, hope to update them with pictures as I can get them.
First observation - Ryan Seacrest is really annoying. Ooh, he just did a link to Ellen DeGeneres backstage and she looked seriously fed up, clearly annoyed that she was being interrupted while preparing for the show, gave one curt sentence and then rolled her eyes and walked off camera! Eep...that was cringe-worthy.
2307 GMT:I love it when the star who is about to be interviewed has to stand around in the backround while the presenter does a piece to camera, they always look really uncomfortable and in the way until the presenter goes soooo..."James McAvoy is with us". James McAvoy is HOT. Love him. Looking well, but then most guys do in tuxes.
2311 GMT: Maggie Gyllenhall doesn't need to be perfect. And she's a pretty smart girl. Thats according to her. Love how Ryan is completely ignoring Peter Sarsgaard - also love the way he said "Don't worry you are still the most famous person on the red carpet, I haven't seen anyone else I recognize" totally implying that the second he does he's going to shove them out of the way. And in fairness I've seen him and Giuliana do that before, you can totally tell when someone more famous has shown up and trumped their current interviewee.
2319 GMT: Ryan just talked to Michael Sheen who played Tony Blair in The Queen, and then as he walked away he said, "I can't believe it, I feel like he is Tony Blair, oh my God!", um...seriously...has he ever actually SEEN Tony Blair? They look nothing alike.
2322 GMT: Gael Garcia Bernal is BEAUTIFUL. Ryan's entire interview with him is about Brad Pitt. Even though the two never met while making Babel...nice.
2300 GMT:
2323 GMT: Portia Di Rossi looks gorgeous. If I was a lesbian I definitely would.
2327 GMT: Ok, so Ellen was nice during her and Ryan's pre-show chat. Although she said she felt they dressed alike...as my friend just said "eh, shes tellin him he dresses like a lesbian - she hates him." HA!
2328 GMT: Elisabeth Shue looks underdressed - there is something about short dresses for the Oscars that just seem inappropriate.
2331 GMT: There must not be very many people there because they keep showing Jodie Foster - she's wearing lilac and her hair is in a shaggy bob...kind of like someone who has been surfing all day. Bleh. I'm so not into J-Fos.
2336 GMT: Ooh Al Gore is GREY. Tipper's dress is nice but why won't she leave the mid-west soccer mom hair at home?
2327 GMT: WHAT the HELL is Jennifer Hudson wearing???? She's wearing some bland dress with like, gold tinfoil wrapped around her shoulders or something??? AAAAAAAH! JENNIFER! You were doing so well too. Sigh...
2338 GMT: Melissa Etheridge and her partner Tammy Lynn Michaels look ok...lots of lesbians on the red carpet this evening. I can't help but think that Tammy is mean because her character on Popular was so mean...but I'm sure she's lovely.
2339 GMT: J-Lo looks glam, soft 50's housewife hair, she's totally channelling the 50s at the moment. This picture really adds some credibility to those pregnancy rumours though!
2341 GMT: Penelope Cruz looks good in a kind of muted strapless nude gown.
2341 GMT: Interviews with Rinko are always tough, she just doesn't speak English...people need to understand that! But she is gorgeous, and I loved Ryan singing "Come to My Window" to try to explain to her who Melissa Etheridge is!
2342 GMT: Jessica Biel is vile. Will Smith looks great. Emily Blunt looks stunning. JENNIFER HUDSON LOOKS RIDICULOUS.
2344 GMT: Ah...Ryan just asked Emily Blunt and Michael Buble how they were and they said "We're in luuuuuv"...its so refreshing to hear celebs admit that. They seem so normal! Love. It.
2349 GMT OK, totally understated the gorgeousness of Penelope Cruz' dress...really long with gorgeous ruffly train.
2350 GMT: Not loving Cameron Diaz' white dress. The neckline is like...I don't know...a sailor. Hair and earrings are nice. Where is Drew? Would have thought they'd arrive together. Boo.
2351 GMT: Helen Mirren is gorgeous and classy in kind of pale green lace or something.
2352 GMT: Jodie Fosters dress is more mauve than lilac...I stand corrected. Jodie so is not good at talking feminine things, the words dress and earrings sound so foreign coming out of her mouth. Also I hate it when celebs talk about the Oscars being boring and how they leave early...don't they know there are so many people who would love to be there?
2353 GMT: I really wish John Travolta would give up the ghost and stop wearing those horrific toups. Maybe it is some admission of weakness or something in Scientology if you let on you're losing hair.
2355 GMT: Rachel Wiesz looks beautiful in silver satin Vera Wang, not sure about the dark lipstick though...maybe a little too dark.
2356 GMT: Ryan: "Its like hottie after hottie". We're not here to watch you perv Ryan we see enough of that on American Idol.
2357 GMT: Jessica Biel. Meh. Bad crimped hair. Jada Pinkett Smith looks gorgeous, love that mustard colour.
2359 GMT: Ryan Seacrest saying that maybe people didn't see Forrest Whitaker as "that kind of an actor" before his performance in "that movie". Does he even know what movie it is? And what "kind of an actor" is he talking about? Forrest has always been the type of actor he is now! Ryan is a tool.
0001 GMT: Have I mentioned that Jennifer Hudson looks ridiculous? SERIOUSLY...she looks RIDICULOUS. And now Ryan is saying shes lost a bit of weight...and now she's talking about her training. Typical. She's going to end up skinny like everyone else. Boo. My friend just reminded me that that the Editor-at-Large at Vogue (Anna Wintour's sidekick Andre Leon Talley styled her. That man's career should be over.
This is him:
If you see him boo him. What he did to that poor girl should never be forgotten.
0009 GMT: Steve Carrell is funny. Ryan is an idiot. Mrs. Steve Carrell needs to pull up her strap...I don't care if its meant to look like that.
0010 GMT: Leonardo Di Caprio. Used to hate him. He's kind of grown on me. Maybe its because the way he talks reminds me of a friend of mine. Ryan is such an idiot asking him what he will say if he wins, nobody is dumb enough to make their acceptance speech on the red carpet. Come on.
0012 GMT: Thats right Ryan. Humiliate Oscar nominated actor Djimon Hounsou by playing back embarrassing footage of him in music videos for Paula Abdul and Janet Jackson. I'm sure thats what he wants people to remember him for. Not the oscar nominations or anything.
0014 GMT: Ok. Jackie Earle Haley. I know hes an actor but I really can't get the creepy paedophile character he played in Little Children out of my head. I hope it doesn't affect him too much in his daily life! He was amazing in the movie though...actually maybe its the purple tinted glasses that are creeping me out. Those things should be OUTLAWED.
0015 GMT: Helen Mirren just got handed a Union Jack from Fearne Cotton. I love it! Ryan is showing Giuliana his boxers and Helen Mirren is behind him waving her Union Jack. Ryan is so ill informed. He really doesn't have a clue about anything.
0018 GMT: OMG, Celine Dion looks incredible in green! Seriously, this might even make up for that heinous backwards tuxedo thing.
0023 GMT: Cate Blanchett is STUNNING. She is my hero. I don't even like the dress but she is just too gorgeous.
0025 GMT: Aw, Kirsten Dunst is human...she is with her brother and she's fixing his tie and stuff. Really cute. Not sure about her look though.
0026 GMT: Ok. I'm sure. I don't like it.
0027 GMT: Anne Hathaway looks old or something. Shes also such a gusher. "Everything is so wonderful. I love everyone. Life is beautiful. How many big words can I fit into this sentence?"
0028 GMT: Beyonce in mint green, looking beautiful. I hate to admit it. Its really simple. And I'm delighted that she didn't do big hair.
0030 GMT: Best dressed so far: Penelope Cruz. Worst dressed: Kirsten Dunst
0030 GMT: I love that Alan Arkin doesn't take any shit from Ryan. He has no interest in any of Ryan's crap.
0031 GMT: Forrest is so lovely and smily. I love him. His bird looks super hot.
0032 GMT: Have I mentioned that I love Forrest Whitaker?
0034 GMT: Hmm. Gwyneth. I'm not a fan. I like her hair, long and straight and simple. I like the colour of her dress but the neckline is too high. I don't like Gwyneth she just seems so ice cold to me for some reason. How many times can Ryan say Apple? Ok Ryan, we get that you know her name.
0037 GMT: Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts are together. Wonderful. Y'all know how much I love celebrity friendships...Nicole's dress looks like a nod to Charlize's dress from last year (which I loved).
0039 GMT: Kate Winslet, 5 times nominated never the bride, is also in mint green. I like it. I think she could have done with a slightly darker fake bake.
0045 GMT: No wonder Eddie Murphy dumped scary spice. His new bird is hot!
0046 GMT: I love Kate Winslet, she just said she's "a girl from a small town who was told she'd only ever get the part of the fat girl". Aw. Ryan is such an idiot, he just mispronounced Ricky Gervais' name and then pretended he was like, on close terms or something - "Only ricky could get away with that...". Dick.
0048 GMT: The Latifah looks good, I like her new fairer hair. OOH! Reese looks great! Amazing hair. Love the fringe. Ooh and the dress.
0049 GMT: Aw...Abigail Breslin is supercute. Little bit too much makeup for such a chiddler though.
0049 GMT: I love the Streeper - I love that she just responded to Ryan saying "14 nominations" by saying "Yes and I'm a size 14 so it all matches." She doesn't look great but she is always amazing.
0056 GMT: Nicole Kidman looks beautiful. Hooray. I miss her. Ooh, awkward when Ryan asked where Keith Urban was...
0059 GMT: And its SHOWTIME! Hooray. You know I'll be back tomorrow with all the news. Can't wait!
I have settled into my couch for the next couple of hours so that I can stand in judgement over the celebs who will be tromping (is that a word?) up the red carpet. I'll be posting every few minutes with any observations I have, hope to update them with pictures as I can get them.
First observation - Ryan Seacrest is really annoying. Ooh, he just did a link to Ellen DeGeneres backstage and she looked seriously fed up, clearly annoyed that she was being interrupted while preparing for the show, gave one curt sentence and then rolled her eyes and walked off camera! Eep...that was cringe-worthy.
2307 GMT:I love it when the star who is about to be interviewed has to stand around in the backround while the presenter does a piece to camera, they always look really uncomfortable and in the way until the presenter goes soooo..."James McAvoy is with us". James McAvoy is HOT. Love him. Looking well, but then most guys do in tuxes.
2311 GMT: Maggie Gyllenhall doesn't need to be perfect. And she's a pretty smart girl. Thats according to her. Love how Ryan is completely ignoring Peter Sarsgaard - also love the way he said "Don't worry you are still the most famous person on the red carpet, I haven't seen anyone else I recognize" totally implying that the second he does he's going to shove them out of the way. And in fairness I've seen him and Giuliana do that before, you can totally tell when someone more famous has shown up and trumped their current interviewee.
2319 GMT: Ryan just talked to Michael Sheen who played Tony Blair in The Queen, and then as he walked away he said, "I can't believe it, I feel like he is Tony Blair, oh my God!", um...seriously...has he ever actually SEEN Tony Blair? They look nothing alike.
2322 GMT: Gael Garcia Bernal is BEAUTIFUL. Ryan's entire interview with him is about Brad Pitt. Even though the two never met while making Babel...nice.
2300 GMT:
2323 GMT: Portia Di Rossi looks gorgeous. If I was a lesbian I definitely would.
2327 GMT: Ok, so Ellen was nice during her and Ryan's pre-show chat. Although she said she felt they dressed alike...as my friend just said "eh, shes tellin him he dresses like a lesbian - she hates him." HA!
2328 GMT: Elisabeth Shue looks underdressed - there is something about short dresses for the Oscars that just seem inappropriate.
2331 GMT: There must not be very many people there because they keep showing Jodie Foster - she's wearing lilac and her hair is in a shaggy bob...kind of like someone who has been surfing all day. Bleh. I'm so not into J-Fos.
2336 GMT: Ooh Al Gore is GREY. Tipper's dress is nice but why won't she leave the mid-west soccer mom hair at home?
2327 GMT: WHAT the HELL is Jennifer Hudson wearing???? She's wearing some bland dress with like, gold tinfoil wrapped around her shoulders or something??? AAAAAAAH! JENNIFER! You were doing so well too. Sigh...
2338 GMT: Melissa Etheridge and her partner Tammy Lynn Michaels look ok...lots of lesbians on the red carpet this evening. I can't help but think that Tammy is mean because her character on Popular was so mean...but I'm sure she's lovely.
2339 GMT: J-Lo looks glam, soft 50's housewife hair, she's totally channelling the 50s at the moment. This picture really adds some credibility to those pregnancy rumours though!
2341 GMT: Penelope Cruz looks good in a kind of muted strapless nude gown.
2341 GMT: Interviews with Rinko are always tough, she just doesn't speak English...people need to understand that! But she is gorgeous, and I loved Ryan singing "Come to My Window" to try to explain to her who Melissa Etheridge is!
2342 GMT: Jessica Biel is vile. Will Smith looks great. Emily Blunt looks stunning. JENNIFER HUDSON LOOKS RIDICULOUS.
2344 GMT: Ah...Ryan just asked Emily Blunt and Michael Buble how they were and they said "We're in luuuuuv"...its so refreshing to hear celebs admit that. They seem so normal! Love. It.
2349 GMT OK, totally understated the gorgeousness of Penelope Cruz' dress...really long with gorgeous ruffly train.
2350 GMT: Not loving Cameron Diaz' white dress. The neckline is like...I don't know...a sailor. Hair and earrings are nice. Where is Drew? Would have thought they'd arrive together. Boo.
2351 GMT: Helen Mirren is gorgeous and classy in kind of pale green lace or something.2352 GMT: Jodie Fosters dress is more mauve than lilac...I stand corrected. Jodie so is not good at talking feminine things, the words dress and earrings sound so foreign coming out of her mouth. Also I hate it when celebs talk about the Oscars being boring and how they leave early...don't they know there are so many people who would love to be there?
2353 GMT: I really wish John Travolta would give up the ghost and stop wearing those horrific toups. Maybe it is some admission of weakness or something in Scientology if you let on you're losing hair.
2355 GMT: Rachel Wiesz looks beautiful in silver satin Vera Wang, not sure about the dark lipstick though...maybe a little too dark.
2356 GMT: Ryan: "Its like hottie after hottie". We're not here to watch you perv Ryan we see enough of that on American Idol.
2357 GMT: Jessica Biel. Meh. Bad crimped hair. Jada Pinkett Smith looks gorgeous, love that mustard colour.
2359 GMT: Ryan Seacrest saying that maybe people didn't see Forrest Whitaker as "that kind of an actor" before his performance in "that movie". Does he even know what movie it is? And what "kind of an actor" is he talking about? Forrest has always been the type of actor he is now! Ryan is a tool.
0001 GMT: Have I mentioned that Jennifer Hudson looks ridiculous? SERIOUSLY...she looks RIDICULOUS. And now Ryan is saying shes lost a bit of weight...and now she's talking about her training. Typical. She's going to end up skinny like everyone else. Boo. My friend just reminded me that that the Editor-at-Large at Vogue (Anna Wintour's sidekick Andre Leon Talley styled her. That man's career should be over.
This is him:
If you see him boo him. What he did to that poor girl should never be forgotten.
0009 GMT: Steve Carrell is funny. Ryan is an idiot. Mrs. Steve Carrell needs to pull up her strap...I don't care if its meant to look like that.
0010 GMT: Leonardo Di Caprio. Used to hate him. He's kind of grown on me. Maybe its because the way he talks reminds me of a friend of mine. Ryan is such an idiot asking him what he will say if he wins, nobody is dumb enough to make their acceptance speech on the red carpet. Come on.
0012 GMT: Thats right Ryan. Humiliate Oscar nominated actor Djimon Hounsou by playing back embarrassing footage of him in music videos for Paula Abdul and Janet Jackson. I'm sure thats what he wants people to remember him for. Not the oscar nominations or anything.
0014 GMT: Ok. Jackie Earle Haley. I know hes an actor but I really can't get the creepy paedophile character he played in Little Children out of my head. I hope it doesn't affect him too much in his daily life! He was amazing in the movie though...actually maybe its the purple tinted glasses that are creeping me out. Those things should be OUTLAWED.
0015 GMT: Helen Mirren just got handed a Union Jack from Fearne Cotton. I love it! Ryan is showing Giuliana his boxers and Helen Mirren is behind him waving her Union Jack. Ryan is so ill informed. He really doesn't have a clue about anything.
0018 GMT: OMG, Celine Dion looks incredible in green! Seriously, this might even make up for that heinous backwards tuxedo thing.
0023 GMT: Cate Blanchett is STUNNING. She is my hero. I don't even like the dress but she is just too gorgeous.
0025 GMT: Aw, Kirsten Dunst is human...she is with her brother and she's fixing his tie and stuff. Really cute. Not sure about her look though.
0026 GMT: Ok. I'm sure. I don't like it.
0027 GMT: Anne Hathaway looks old or something. Shes also such a gusher. "Everything is so wonderful. I love everyone. Life is beautiful. How many big words can I fit into this sentence?"
0028 GMT: Beyonce in mint green, looking beautiful. I hate to admit it. Its really simple. And I'm delighted that she didn't do big hair.
0030 GMT: Best dressed so far: Penelope Cruz. Worst dressed: Kirsten Dunst
0030 GMT: I love that Alan Arkin doesn't take any shit from Ryan. He has no interest in any of Ryan's crap.
0031 GMT: Forrest is so lovely and smily. I love him. His bird looks super hot.
0032 GMT: Have I mentioned that I love Forrest Whitaker?
0034 GMT: Hmm. Gwyneth. I'm not a fan. I like her hair, long and straight and simple. I like the colour of her dress but the neckline is too high. I don't like Gwyneth she just seems so ice cold to me for some reason. How many times can Ryan say Apple? Ok Ryan, we get that you know her name.
0037 GMT: Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts are together. Wonderful. Y'all know how much I love celebrity friendships...Nicole's dress looks like a nod to Charlize's dress from last year (which I loved).
0039 GMT: Kate Winslet, 5 times nominated never the bride, is also in mint green. I like it. I think she could have done with a slightly darker fake bake.
0045 GMT: No wonder Eddie Murphy dumped scary spice. His new bird is hot!
0046 GMT: I love Kate Winslet, she just said she's "a girl from a small town who was told she'd only ever get the part of the fat girl". Aw. Ryan is such an idiot, he just mispronounced Ricky Gervais' name and then pretended he was like, on close terms or something - "Only ricky could get away with that...". Dick.
0048 GMT: The Latifah looks good, I like her new fairer hair. OOH! Reese looks great! Amazing hair. Love the fringe. Ooh and the dress.
0049 GMT: Aw...Abigail Breslin is supercute. Little bit too much makeup for such a chiddler though.
0049 GMT: I love the Streeper - I love that she just responded to Ryan saying "14 nominations" by saying "Yes and I'm a size 14 so it all matches." She doesn't look great but she is always amazing.
0056 GMT: Nicole Kidman looks beautiful. Hooray. I miss her. Ooh, awkward when Ryan asked where Keith Urban was...
0059 GMT: And its SHOWTIME! Hooray. You know I'll be back tomorrow with all the news. Can't wait!
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