James Blunt - Officially more annoying than farts

Hee hee...James Blunt has come fourth in a survey of peoples' pet hates. The only things more annoying than him are cold calling, caravans, and people who skip in the queue. I love it.

You can get more here: www.mirror.co.uk/news/showbiz/tm_objectid=17475611%26method=full%26siteid=94762%26headline=james%2dblunt%2dyou%2dre%2dirritating-name_page.html

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Hooray! Kirstie Allsopp has had a healthy baby boy. She gave birth to a ginormous baby boy (11lb 11oz) on Saturday and has named him Bay Atlas Anderson. I love it, Bay Anderson is such a MacGuyver style name.

What the?

Cisco Adler must have one HELL of a personality cuz Mischa Barton can't possibly be with him for his looks or fashion sense.

MIchael Jackson is in trouble. Again.

According to TMZ.com the "King of Pop" (em, that title is soooo redundant), Michael Jackson is being sued for $200,000 in legal fees for services rendered during 2005 by attorney Brent Ayscough. It was reported last March that MJ was $300 million in debt, so frankly I doubt an extra $200,000 will make a difference to him.

Incidentally...



I was watching the BBC programme mourning the end of Top of the Pops last night and we were all reminiscing about the old days, and what bands made us go mad (for me it was the Spice Girls...they are living legends) and my 11 year old cousin was recalling her love for Michael Jackson. She gazed into the distance and said..."That was a dark time..." I had to laugh, but then comoforted her by saying, quite truthfully, that his music is good. It really is such a shame that someone of such talent could become the circus freak he has become. Everyone should shed a tear for the normal person Michael had the potential to be.

I hate Meg Ryan.

It is for this reason that I am showing the gross pictures of her. They're not as gross as I would like, but they'll do for the moment.

Playing the virgin card...

In a recent interview with Hilary Duff American Elle reported that the starlet said she was a virgin. Now she has told muchmusic.com that they plucked it out of thin air:

"The thing is that I didn't say that. I wouldn't say that. I don't know how [the writer] got that out of what I said." Duff went on to say that the subject is "definitely not something that I would talk about or that I would want people to focus on. Or that I even think it's appropriate to talk about. Whose business is that?"

She's right, its not really our business. However, I'm sure this publicity won't do her any harm, and now media outlets all over the world will be trying to find out if she is or isn't. Hmm...honest mistake? Or clever media ploy?

Oh and PS, at first I though Hilary looked like an alien freak when she got her new teeth and lost all the baby chub but now she is looking amazing! I don't know if she's grown into the teeth or if her teeth have grown on me, but whatever it is, its working for me!

The Mommy strikes back.

Dina Lohan is none too pleased about the letter James G. Robinson, CEO of Morgan Creek Productions sent to her daughter Lindsay scolding her for her tardiness and absenteeism during production of her latest film Georgia Rule.

Speaking to Access Hollywood Dina said the exec was "way out of line" and "Maybe he has personal issues with whomever, and it came out with my child. I don't know him. I can't judge him. I don't think it was a smart thing to do to a young girl."

In response Robinson told the Hollywood Reporter that:

"I've never had a minute's trouble with her. She's every inch a lady, I felt I needed to remind her of her obligations to show up."

"I'm just trying to get the movie made. I did what I felt I needed to do on behalf of the movie and on behalf of her, too. I wanted to set some limits."

"It was not a nasty letter. It was, 'Come on be a professional.' We're halfway through with six weeks to go. There's no turning back. I wrote the letter; it was from me, not some damn attorney. She showed up. That's all I cared about."

I love Lindsay but I'm on Robinson's side on this one. I mean come on, Dina keeps referring to her as a child but she is being employed as an adult. She can't take on an adult job, and accept an adult wage, and then complain when she gets rapped on the knuckles for childish behaviour! Also, Dina is the one who is always defending Lindsay's adult behaviour when it comes to drinking and clubbing. Boo.

Goin' to the courthouse...

Despite all their claims that their split was amicable Paul McCartney and Heather Mills-McCartney are headed to court after Paul filed for divorce last week.

In his court papers he uses words and phrases like "argumentative" and "rude to staff" according to the Daily Mail, so it looks like he is preparing for battle.

Heather's camp is claiming that they will be filing their own counter claims, so I would imagine we can look forward to all sorts of salacious accusations over the next while. Paul is reportedly worth €1.5 billion so Heather stands to make around €200 million, but I don't think she's going to gain any fans in the process.

Mel is really really sorry.

Mel Gibson has apologised for his behaviour during his arrest for drunk driving last week. He said his remarks were "despicable" and that he has battled alcoholism his whole life (I don't really buy that as an excuse. There are lots of alcoholics out there who don't feel the need to be racist or sexist).

However, according to the LA Times, his apology may not be enough. It has been suggested that this incident could have a long term negative impact on his career.

What a bloody idiot. He could have just had a drunk driving arrest and left it at that, people get over those things. But instead he had to be a dickhead...but then, I've always suspected that those were his true colours.

Pam marries in a bikini...AGAIN.

Pamela Anderson married Kid Rock on a yacht in Saint-Tropez this weekend, and she wore a bikini. Again.

When Pam married Tommy Lee (who by the way, is infinitely sexier than Kid Rock, don't get that attraction at ALL) in 1995 she wore a bikini, that was after 4 long days of courting(!) so obviously they didn't have a huge amount of time to plan-but this time she knew it was coming, why choose a bikini AGAIN? Even more ridiculous than that is this comment from Tamara Mellon, President of Jimmy Choo who was there as maid of honour, "She was the most beautiful bride I've ever seen – like a modern-day Brigitte Bardot." Eh, WHAT? Are you on crack? She's beautiful but COME ON, she's wearing a bikini for God's sake!


I just don't get it. Having said that though, I really respect Pamela Anderson, and I think she's cleverer than anyone gives her credit for. SO-I think I'll let it go this time. I hope they are happy and healthy together.

Bad Boy, Bad Boy, Whatcha Gonna Do?

Mel Gibson was arrested yesterday on suspicion of drunk driving according to TMZ.com, and it doesn't sound like his reaction was very Christian.

The site is reporting:

Gibson became agitated after he was stopped on Pacific Coast Highway and told he was to be detained for drunk driving Friday morning in Malibu. The actor began swearing uncontrollably. Gibson repeatedly said, "My life is f****d." Law enforcement sources say the deputy, worried that Gibson might become violent, told the actor that he was supposed to cuff him but would not, as long as Gibson cooperated. As the two stood next to the hood of the patrol car, the deputy asked Gibson to get inside. Deputy Mee then walked over to the passenger door and opened it. The report says Gibson then said, "I'm not going to get in your car," and bolted to his car. The deputy quickly subdued Gibson, cuffed him and put him inside the patrol car.

Once inside the car, a source directly connected with the case says Gibson began banging himself against the seat. The report says Gibson told the deputy, "You mother f****r. I'm going to f*** you." The report also says "Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he 'owns Malibu' and will spend all of his money to 'get even' with me."

The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: "F*****g Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?"

A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, "What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"

Wow. Those are some pretty nasty comments coming from a guy who claims to be so religious. And a lot of what he said will delight all those who claimed the Passion was anti-semitic. No matter how he'd reacted I wouldn't have been impressed with Gibbo, as drinking and driving is never cool but this is ridiculous.

Although...if I'm really honest, I haven't been impressed with him for quite some time. Firstly there is his attitude towards homosexuality (he was really articulate about it during an interview with Spanish publication El Pais in 1992, "They take it up the ass," he said as he got out of his chair, bent over and pointed to his butt. "This is only for taking a shit," NIIIICE...); secondly, he is responsible for The Passion of the Christ and therefore stole what felt like a million hours of my life (ok, it was actually only 2 hours and 6 minutes, but you know what I mean).

So...I'm obviously not a fan. I hope he gets what he deserves, treatment like any other obnoxious, aggressive, drunk driver. Boo ya.

Eviction Time

MIchael and Spiral are out. Meh. Michael was occasionally irritating; Spiral was a bit of an embarrassment-I got over his excessive anger and pride after about five minutes. I don't think its much of a loss. The interview with Davina was blandtastic.

I wish wish wish wish BB bosses would bring back Nikki.

Oooh-as an aside, really excited about reports in today's paper that we're going to get a series of "Big Brother's All Stars" which will bring together all our old favourites. Imagine, Jade, Brian, Helen, Kate, Nikki, Nasty Nick etc etc all together in the one house!! I really hope its true!

Lindsay's iiin trouuuble, Lindsay's iiin trouuuuble!

Ooooooh. After Lindsay's little collapse earllier this week the bigwigs behind her current project Georgia Rule are not best pleased.

The Smoking Gun got hold of the following letter:

Dear Lindsay,

Since the commencement of principal photography of Georgia Rule, you have frequently failed to arrive on time to the set. Today, you did not show for work (all day). I am now told you don't plan to work tomorrow because you are "not feeling well." You and your representatives have told us that your various late arrivals and absences from the set have been the result of illness; today we were told it was "heat exhaustion." We are well aware that your ongoing all night heavy partying is the real reason for your so called "exhaustion." We refuse to accept bogus excuses for your behavior.

To date, your actions on Georgia Rule have been discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional. You have acted like a spoiled child and in so doing have alienated many of your co-workers and endangered the quality of this picture. Moreover, your actions have resulted in hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage. We will not tolerate these actions any further.

If you do not honor your production commitments, including your scheduled call time for tomorrow, and any call times thereafter, we will hold you personally accountable. This means that in addition to pursuing full monetary damages, we will take such other action as we deem necessary to preserve the integrity of the Georgia Rule Production as well as Morgan Creek's financial interests. I urge you to take this letter seriously and conduct yourself professionally.

Sincerely,

James G. Robinson
CEO, Morgan Creek Productions


OUCH! Thats gotta hurt. I'm kind of glad someone has rapped her on the knuckles-maybe this means she'll start taking her work a little more seriously and feel justified in saying no to the odd night out. Of course, her people are maintaining that she hasn't been partying too much... But then, they would say that, wouldn't they.

Ooh...music overload.

As if the Kelis news wasn't enough-Outkast launched their new LP last night on the London Eye, Idlewild accompanies their new musical movie (which I'm super excited about despite the buzz about delays and reshoots) and the first single from it, "Morris Brown" comes out the same week as Kelis' "Bossy"! Its too much!



Also, I heard that Andre 3000 was giving his son Seven (whose mom is Andre's ex Erykah Badu) piggy back rides around the party-I love it! I just know hes a good guy. I can feel it.

Kelis is Here

Hooray! Kelis' fourth album Kelis is Here, is due to be released on August 28 and is reported to feature Cee-Lo Ray of Gnarls Barkley fame and Will.i.am from the Black Eyed Peas. This is great news, I love love loved Tasty and quite like the first single from Kelis is Here - Bossy. OC fans might recognise it as it was used in the season finale of season 3 (during the conversation between Julie and Kaitlin in which Kaitlin professes that she is going to "rule Harbour"). I'm not mad on Will.i.am, in fact I strongly dislike him. Don't think he's that good, and think he comes across as a bit of an arrogant dick to be honest, but hey-if he's good enough for Kelis...

You can get the video for Bossy here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhJt8LEDyCM&mode=related&search=kelis%20bossy

I f-ing love it. Love her hair, love the moves, and love the attitude. Hope the album lives up to my expectations.

P.S. When Kelis is lying on the ground in this video it really reminds me of Gwen Stefani's video for Luxurious, anyone else see the similarity?

Geri moves into Albert Square!

Ok.co.uk is reporting that Geri Halliwell is going to be joining the cast of Eastenders!

According to the website:

Delighted BBC chiefs are said to be creating a role in Albert Square just for the former Spice Girl.

Geri, 33, has been a fan of the show for years and hopes the role will mark a dramatic comeback as an actress.

This is great news! My love for the Spice Girls goes on like Rose's for Jack. I want to see them all popping back up, I've had my fill of Posh but now that Scary is with Eddie Murphy all we need is Baby and Sporty to do something exciting. Come on girls, please don't let the side down.

And also, maybe this new job means that Geri can buy herself some new jeans! Hooray! Everybody is happy!

Quote of the week

"I've hated raisons since I was a kid. They offend me. The smell, the look-everything about them. I'm furious when I find one in a salad." - Tori Spelling

"Don't hate the playa, Tori."

I'm glad she has something better than her dislike of raisins to worry about now.

Paris look-a-like in Playboy???

Oh puh-lease. Are men really so desperate to see Paris Hilton naked that Playboy had to do a spread with this look-a-like?

Well, whatever the reason, they're doing it. In the magazine's next issue former stripper Natalie Reid is featured, and outlines the details of her sparkling life. COME ON. This is getting ridiculous. Paris isn't even pretty!!!

Holy Naked Potter Batman!

Daniel looked so innocent...

...but the horse knew what he was thinking.

Daniel Radcliffe is no longer the scruffy bespectacled youth he once was. The Times reports this morning that he is all set to take on the role of a sexually deviant horse abuser in a West End play! Jaysis, between Scarlett and Daniel the West End has quite the buzz about it at the mo... Anyway according to The Times...

The 17-year-old actor, who is now a multimillionaire thanks to the Harry Potter films, has been cast as the stable boy in Equus, Peter Shaffer’s controversial drama about a boy’s erotic relationship with horses.

Peter Thompson, a spokesman for the production, said that Radcliffe would appear in the play, scheduled for early 2007 in a West End theatre.

He will play Alan Strang, a psychologically disturbed youth who is interviewed by a psychiatrist after he blinds six horses with a metal spike.

The role requires the actor to simulate sexual pleasure while riding naked on his horse.

Hmm. Don't quite know what to make of it to be honest, but I know one person who will be very very excited by this news...mwah ha ha ha haaaa.

Full Marie Antoinette trailer.

You can get it here. http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/marieantoinette/index.html




I am so excited about this movie, I'm even putting aside my mixed feelings about the Dunst for it!

Love. It.

Us weekly have preduced a fake cover predicting the fate of the current celebrity babies 20 years on. You can see more here: http://usmagazine.com/2006/599/morph/morphs.php

How do you solve a problem like a diva?

Scarlett Johannson's camp is denying claims that their diva-like demands prevented the Reebok (I'm still not over that) model/designer's appearance in Andrew Lloyd Webber's new production of The Sound of Music in the West End.



According to Andrew she was so interested she "gave an impromptu rendition of songs from the hit movie in front of a restaurant full of people to prove her singing credentials and obsession with the musical." Broadwayworld.com is reporting that her management teams demands were just too much and therefore the upcoming BBC programme to find a Maria was spawned.

I don't think Scarlett has it in her to be a diva, if she was willing to sing showtunes in a random restaurant I think she deserves a bit more credit than that. And as for the programme, I've yet to decide whether I like the idea. I loved Musicality and I have a glimmer of hope that it will be similar...but it sounds more like another Pop Idol rip-off, which I'm SO not into.

Simon update.

The other woman?

"Let's not mess about with the small talk. Let's f**k."

Apparently thats what Simon Cowell's chat-up line to model Jasmine Lennard was. And to be honest, it sounds just like what I would imagine a SC chat-up line would be. However, he is continuing to deny the claims.

In today's paper the cad claims that:

"These stories come out, but Jasmine is just a friend. There were other people at the house too. terri has absolutely nothing to worry about."

Yeah. A man like you who takes no BS is only interested in a 21 year old girl who, according to one website, describes her occupation as "lunching, shopping and eating professionally", for friendship. I'm sure she is quite intellectually stimulating.

The happy couple?

For Terri's sake I hope these rumours are just that-rumours. She always comes across as a lovely lady who is quite dedicated to her man. She deserves better than that.

Oh dear god.

I knew Spiral's rapping was bad. But this is worse than even I could have imagined.

http://srhdev.co.uk/loudblog/audio/podcast-2006-07-21-66441.mp3

Simon deserves a spanking.

Simon's gas problems continued to upset his fans...

Apparently Simon Cowell has done the dirt on his long-suffering girlfriend Terri Seymour.

Today's Mirror reports:

The TV judge...spotted society girl Jasmine Lennard, 21, in a posh restaurant in january and sent a flirty note.

Bisexual Hasmine, who has previously battled drugs, has since made several clandestine visits to his €10 million home while Terri, 32, is away.

Why are they always bisexual? First Rebecca Loos, now this wagon.

And why doesn't this make me like Simon any less? Damn. I wish I could stay mad at him. Its just his cheeky smile gets me every time...

Another reported Suri-Sighting.

Jada Pinkett Smith has told People magazine that she has seen Suri Cruise not once, but twice!

"Suri is "gorgeous. She's one of the sweetest babies I've ever met in my life," Pinkett Smith says. "She's an absolute beauty and she's Daddy's little girl."




According to People, Will and Jada have visited Suri twice, both times at Cruise and Holmes'
Beverly Hills mansion.

Oh reeeeeeaally. I just don't know, theres something so unsavoury about the whole thing.

Whats the Tori?

"Oh these? Picked them up on Rodeo..."

It turns out Tori Spelling isn't the heiress we all thought she was according to People.com Tori stands to inherit less than a million (which considering Candy's manicurist is going to get €25,000 seems like a particularly poxy amount).

Aaron's will leaves Tori, 33, "less than $1 million" in cash and stocks, says the source. Because Tori was so close to her TV mogul father, the source says, "it's disheartening to her."

The inheritance includes a cash sum that Tori was to receive on Monday, 30 days after her father's death, but the source says that Tori has not yet received the money.

To contest the inheritance, Tori would have to go up against the will's executor – her mother, Candy, 60, with whom she's been feuding.

A friend of mine made the point that he'll never be able to watch 90210 with the same warm fuzzy sense of family love he once had. I second that notion. The whole thing is very upsetting. Poor Tori. Now who's going to pay for her plastic surgery? Bet her ex-husband is laughing it up!

HA!

I am so amused. After Brit's false labour debacle seven months into her pregnancy, the doctor's advice was "cut down on Cheetos". Hilarious.




I think we all can learn something from this- In Touch Weekly reports:

Spears, who is seven months pregnant, learned that she needs to cut down on the Cheetos. "After indulging in junk food during her first two trimesters, she hired a nutritionist to help her follow a well-balanced diet, a "pal" told ITW. "She wasn't eating enough vegetables." Spears’ doc also told her that she may have to spend the last month of her pregnancy on bed rest, but, says the friend, "Britney is determined to enjoy the rest of her pregnancy and stay healthy after she gives birth."

If only cutting back on her cheeto consumption would solve all Britney's problems.

Oh Lindsay...

My favourite party girl was back in the hospital again after suffering from "heat exhaustion".

According to People.com:

"She was overheated and dehydrated," Lohan's rep, Leslie Sloane-Zelnick told TV's The Insider, which was first to report the story. "She was filming in 105-degree weather for 12 hours."

A friend of the actress tells PEOPLE that prior to her hospitalization, Lohan was at the Chateau Marmont and then the nightclub Guy's. Confirms an observer at Guy's, "She was definitely partying. She wasn't over the top, but having a great time."

Of course she was! I envy Lilo her party lifestyle but COME ON, the girl needs to get some sense. If Paris Hilton's full time job is going out, then Lindsay is working double shifts. If I have work the next day, I know I can't go out and go mental or else I won't be able to work-for some reason that concept just can't seem to reach Linds.

Nooooooooooooooooo!!!

Nikki's face totally echoes my current sentiments. According to today's Star newspaper they were inundated with angry calls from BB fans after reporting that bosses were considering putting Lady Tantrum back in the house. Why people why???? WHY I ASK YOU??????? She is the most entertaining thing since sliced bread. Well actually she's a hell of a lot more entertaining than sliced bread. Sliced bread isn't actually entertaining at all. Perhaps that wasn't the best use of the expression.... Anyway, she is hilarious!

Now apparently all the fan message boards are divided between the (INSANE) people who think bringing her back would be a travesty and the (WONDERFUL) people who want her back. I really hope they do, I don't want to have to wait til her show "Princess Nikki" starts and I'm more than a little scared it'll be a rush job like "Chantelle's Dream Dates". What is the world coming to....?

Xtina lives on...

Theres clearly still a bit of Xtina in Christina as she continues to float around the place on her bubble of love while refusing to wear a bra.



However, I LOVE the fact that she retired the red lipstick for a night. The girl is so so pretty when she softens her look a little bit. She was out and about after returning to the US after promoting new single Ain't No Other Man on this side of the pond. Still undecided about the song. I do like it. I just don't love it. Kind of like Beyonce's Deja Vu...I somehow wanted more. As far as I'm concerned Mr. JT is the only comeback kid of late who has lived up to the hype. You can see the video for SexyBack here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7SxvdIFvgk&search=sexyback Love it, love it, love it.

Love it.

Who is it?





You guessed it!






Love these pictures of Nicole Richie out doing karaoke with her girl Lindsay Lohan, breaking out some pretty mean moves too.

I love this girl. I still maintain she needs to gain some weight but she defo knows how to have fun, and the fact that so many people have sided with her in the Paris/Nicole celebrity deathmatch is proof of it. I mean even Nicky Hilton has been out with Ni cole since the split.

I know Nicole is no angel but I don't think she's as vicious as P. A report on eonline.com recently outlined some pretty vicious bitchiness by Paris and her posse at a beach party in Malibu towards Lindsay resulting in L locking herself in the house's bathroom for for a costume change before she sped off with new man Hard Rock heir Harry Morton.

I know who I'd rather have as my friend and it certainly isn't Lady Paris. I will however continue to be fascinated by her.

Zuh?

I continue to be puzzled by Janet Jackson's weight loss, apparently 4 stone??? In what seems like a week?

FROM THIS:



TO THIS!



That can not be healthy... Its true I'm more than a little jealous, but its all a little mysterious. I really want to know how she did it! According to sky.com:

"Janet, 40, had acupuncture in addition to going on a low-fat, five-meal-a-day diet. She also embarked on an intense fitness regime with personal trainer Tony Martinez - and boy, does it show."

It certainly does...but I don't buy it. In other Janet news, the rumours have started to fly about her upcoming album. Apparently we can expect a comeback a la "The Emancipation of Mimi". I hope so. Janet was the first real celeb I ever saw (I saw her in O'Hare airport when collecting my grandparents in like 1991), therefore she will always hold a special place in my heart.

Rodman on Love Island

Oh please. Seriously TV bosses what are you thinking? Dennis Rodman was soooooo boring on Celebrity Big Brother, why the helk would you bring him on to a show that needs excitement? He is so boring, so dumb, so not good looking and not even weird which is what I frankly expect from him. The fact that he doesn't even deliver on that count means he is entirely worthless as a celeb. He is taking up unneccesary celebrity space. For this reason I'm not even going to post a photo. I'm sure he'll feel THAT pain! Lol, yeah right.

Hooray Ireland!

Last week my home away from home Chicage hosted Gay Games VII where Ireland won 20 medals! Put that in your pipe and smoke it jocks, more than any of you ever won for Ireland! Cyndi Lauper closed the games in style by singing True Colours at the closing ceremony, wish I'd been there! I was at Pride here in Dublin a couple of weeks ago and it was one of he best days I've ever had, and BY FAR one of the most positive atmospheres I've ever experienced.

Irish gay rugby team The Emerald Warriors are bidding for The Bingham Cup at the moment, basically the big competition in the International gay rugby scene-I hope they get it!!

Aw...

I love Gwen and Kingston. I want to be just like her when i grow up. Highly unlikely as I can't manage to look even a quarter as cool as she does and I don't have a newborn baby, but hey, a girl can dream!

Lance Bass is gay.

I don't know what to say...am I supposed to be surprised?

Spare a moment...

...to remember the good old days, when guys fancied Britney and girls wanted to be her. This picture of Jamie Lynn and Sean Preston, (wow that family likes the whole 2 name thing), reminds me of when I was 16 and she was 16 and I envied her so much in her school girl outfit! Ah well, at least we still have Jamie Lynn. And I still haven't given up on Britney. I reckon she's going to surprise us all by coming out fresh and sassy with a great new album sometime in the future. Well when I say i reckon what I really mean is I hope...I hope.

Wax on Shiloh, wax on!

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt has had her very own wax figure unveiled in Madam Tussaud's NYC. She's the first infant ever to make it into the museum, not bad for a 2 month old. (I bet Suri Cruise is turning in her cot...if she exists that is).



Oh what I wouldn't give to get a flame to the model of Shilohs mother though. Team Aniston all the way.

"Live" Kylie Minogue

Good name for her new fragrance eh? Or does some perfume already have it...I can't remember. Anyway, apparently the beautiful Miss M is following in the footsteps of SJP to bring out her own smell. She says its to mark a new chapter in her life, and I think I can speak for us all when I say she could do pretty much anything to celebrate a new chapter of her life and I would be over the moon. The girl has been to hell and back.

Once upon a time I would have been pretty sceptical about a perfume...I mean, J Lo, Britney? Its not exactly sophis company. But since Sarah Jessica Parker's success I'm all about celebrity perfume. BTW, I love Lovely so if anyone fancies buying me a bottle (hint hint friends!) it would be greeted with mucho enthusiasm.

Lionel worries "all night long"

Apparently Lionel Richie is "a basket case" over Nicole and her eating disorder/no eating disorder saga. According to people.com, he's worried sick over her. (http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1218335,00.html?cid=recirc-top5-3-1218335)

Him and half the world! The girl is tiny tiny tiny, and although her clothes are great and her hair is great etc. she really looks like a frail little doll. I wish the Rachel Zoe effect would end. I'm sick of all her clones! Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Jessica Simpson...she just wants them all to be mini-hers! And the weight loss that seems to be a requirement to be her client just isn't healthy.



Boo I say. Stop the Attack of the Clones!

Jordan Catelano is Back!

Hee hee. I'm so amused by Jared Leto playing the Warped Tour in the US, is as if Jordan Catelano lives and he and tino and the rest of the guys from The Frozen Embryos have become successful! I wonder if Rayanne is singing backup...hmm. And as for his crazy getup...maybe Jordan had some kind of breakdown due to the amount of flannel that was worn back in the My So-Called Life days and now is rebelling by wearing nothing but silk??? Whatever...I love it.

http://www.warpedtour.com/blog/entry/157