Tuesday, November 28, 2006

AAAH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA...

HA HA HA HAAAAA...I'm going to wet myself. Tom Cruise wore a girdle on his wedding day!!!!



According to US gossip columnist Janet Charlton, a source at Armani said:

"Tom packed on around twenty pounds in the past few months before the big
event. He says he's a 'nervous eater'.

"When Tom arrived in Rome, we hear that Giorgio Armani was apoplectic
because the wedding tux was too small.

Armani personally tended to all the fittings while Tom's pants were let out
and various details were adjusted.

The source added: "Tom wanted to look svelte so he didn't protest when
Giorgio suggested girdling Tom's midsection so the jacket would fall
properly. The corset was sewn into Tom's undergarment."

Hee hee hee... hee hee...woo...thats good shit.

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