Thursday, November 30, 2006

Oh Happy Day!



Hallelujah! Praise the Lord! Woo Hoo and various other happy exclamations!!! BRITNEY SPEARS HAS BOUGHT SOME KNICKERS!!!!!!

Now, ordinarily such news would not produce such a celebration but I have to say, I really didn't know how much more flange-flashing I would have been able to take.

TMZ is reporting:

Despite persistent sightings of Brit's bare bits, she just spent more than $3000 on thongs and other fancy underthings at trendy Le Bra Lingerie boutique in West Hollywood, the place where Katie Holmes picked up her honeymoon unmentionables.

Spears charged up a camisole and thong for $1315, a bustier and thong for $510, a black corset and matching red thong for $300, and a yellow bra and thong for $333, among other things. So many thongs, so little time!



Please bountious God, let the next piece of news be that she has purchased a hairbrush!

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