Kirsten "floppy boobs head stuck up her hole cocaine face" Dunst has been dumped.
A source close to Borrell says, "Johnny and Kirsten had a very passionate romance -they were completely blown away by each other at first. They spent all their time together. Kirsten even made herself at home in Johnny's London pad. But now Johnny has realised she's not the one for him. He dumped her at the weekend. Kirsten really liked Johnny. The news will come as a real blow."
I know its unkind to take pleasure from other's misery but for some reason thats the vibe I'm on this morning. Hopefully my cheerier, more loving counterpart will make an appearance latah!
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I'm sad because those two cnuts being together meant they were kept off the streets and out of more attractive people's pants. Gross.
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