What is going on???

I don't get it. For a while there Jessica Simpson was looking brilliant. In fact, I'd go so far as to say she was looking foy-in as they say here in Dublin. But recently she just looks rank. And for someone who is with her hairstylist 24/7 her hair has been seriously soccer mom. Boo. I disapprove.

Here are a couple of pictures to support my point:

I do love a good drag queen!

Its about to be a GIRL FIGHT!

Ooooh. I have been waiting for this. As soon as the rumours started about Paris going out with Travis Barker I had a feeling that Shanna would not be standing for it. Girl laid a smack down!

Apparently both Paris and Shanna have filed reports with the police after one of them attacked the other. We don't know which because obviously Shanna said P started it and P says S started it. I really feel for Shanna. At the moment they're replaying Meet the Barkers on MTV, conveniently right before I go to work. And I love it...but it makes me sooooo sad. So so sad. I wish they were still together. I wish Paris would shrivel up and disintegrate.

Here's TMZ's report:

Elliot Mintz, Paris' publicist, tells TMZ that his client was at Hyde nightclub Wednesday night and at approximately 1:10 a.m. she says she was approached by Shanna, who allegedly began screaming obscenities at her. Hilton says at that point Moakler struck her in the jaw with a closed fist as she continued to shout profanities. Mintz says Moakler was restrained and several people helped Paris exit Hyde. Mintz says Hilton never touched Moakler.

Mintz and Hilton then went to the LAPD's Hollywood Division where she filed a police report, alleging battery.

We're told Moakler also went to the station to file a report against Paris' companion that evening, Stavros Niarchos, alleging that he poured a drink over her head. A source tells TMZ that Moakler alleges that Niarchos shoved her down some stairs.

Oh blech

Here is a picture of Orlando Bloom outside Penelope Cruz' house. Apparently they're together. Could this be any more boring? I have to say that I've never really gotten the whole Orlando Bloom thing. Like, yeah hes good looking but...meh. And isn't she a little old for him?

Posh is HAWT.

Love these pictures of Posh in Harpers Bazaar-especially the cover...I only have one complaint...






What the hell is up with her only having one facial expression? Please Posh-smile! I know you can! I've seen you do it!

Jen and Vince...the couple that never was.

Yeah. Apparently Vince dumped Jen and they actually were engaged.

I'm so over this. Its so boring. I never would have thought that Vince Vaughn could be boring but somehow he managed it.

I also love the Bilson

So cute! Shes getting a lot of abuse for this pyjama party but it looks like shes on set somewhere, so its beyond me why she would get this abuse. Anyway, she looks adorable, except for the sad expression on her face...I really hope this isn't due to the rumours that she and Adam Brody are having problems...that would be devastating. They're the best celebrity couple of all time!

I also came across these gorgeous photos from Chicago Social Magazine:

I do love the George.

He is one charming Futher Mucker.

Who dat babydaddy?

Glad to see K-Fed is home making sure Brit Brit and the babies are happy and supported.

Oh wait-thats not the Spederline compound...thats a nightclub! In Vegas!

I don't believe it! Oh wait. Yes I do.

Completely random picture...

What the? What the hell is Alyssa Milano doing with Archbishop Desmond Tutu?

Anna Nicole saga goes on...

Ok, so last week Anna Nicole Smith's lawyer Howard K Stern came out on Larry King Live and claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole's baby Dannielynn. He said they'd been in a relationship for some time and that based on the timing there was no doubt of his paternity...now this info didn't really surprise me, anyone who watched her E! show would know that he hung onto her like a leech-not really sure how he made money as she was notoriously broke and he didn't seem to have any clients because he was with ANS literally 24/7 but anyway...he says hes her babydaddy.

So. OK. Thats ok.

BUT.

Then this photographer Larry Birkhead came out and said that HE was the father of the baby girl, and now hes filing paternity papers.

How wierd! Why would you go through the whole legal thing if you knew you weren't the father? Why does everything that happens in Anna Nicole's life have to be surrounded by craziness? Why would Anna Nicole choose to be with ranky Howard K Stern when she could be with semi-dishy Larry Birkhead?



The mind boggles.

EDIT: ALERT! ALERTT! I was wrong. Just came across this photo and my assessment of Birkheads semi-dreaminess was incorrect. He's blatantly just greasy. Sorry about that.

Rachel Zoe-unhealthily skinny evangelist?

Oh my god. Look at her! Like, look at her! Have you ever seen someone look so unhealthy? Seriously, Skeletor had nothing on her. I have said before that she makes all her clients look the same, and that I feel it is boring, but they do generally look nice. However, her clients tendencies to become frighteningly skinny is disturbing. And now...this picture really reveals just how blech she looks herself. PLEASE woman. Get healthy. And PLEASE GIRLS. Do not look to this woman as a role model.

Oh and as for Karl Lagerfield...em...good fashion. (couldn't find this picture without Karl Lagerfield attached to it...sorry bout that.)

EDIT: HA! Just found this picture! Its hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How can anyone continue to take her advice????

Britney is hot again!

...if only for a moment. Here she is on the cover of Q who for its 20th anniversary are printing an edition with 20 different covers.

I'm not against this per se, and I'm glad its an opportunity for a pre SPF 2 Brit Brit to look hot-but I was in Tesco this morning (trying to buy my breakfast cereal but frankly, the selection was RUBBISH and I wound up with Tesco's own brand honey nut cornflakes and FRANKLY it is just not nearly as good as the real thing. Why they can't consistently stock the same types of cereal is beyond me...wait. What was I talking about? Oh yeah. Q.) and I saw a version with DIDO on the cover. What the? She's hardly worthy of a cover alongside U2 and Britney! She's contributed very little over the past 20 years, and what she has contributed is boring. Shes like the female James Blunt. BOO. BOO I SAY!

Oprah: not an equal opportunities employer?

Oprah's new effort in radio has been all over the place over the last couple of days, but this is the first time I've read something interesting.

According to TMZ.com Oprah's first interview was with her besty Gail King:

Among many, many other things, Oprah talked about her humble beginnings in Mississippi, and particularly about how her mother's highest aspiration for her was that she might end up cleaning white people's houses, because "they give away nice clothes." And then Oprah pointed out that now that she's Oprah, she has "all these white people" working for her, and that in fact there's only one black person on the staff.

Eh...what? Don't get me wrong, I love Oprah, but surely she should be endeavouring to ensure that what are undoubtedly excellent well-paid jobs are going to minorities as well as white people? Why is she proud to only have one black person working for her? Share the wealth you fool! I'm sure some black girl out there who is desperate to get a job in media is weeping over her keyboard after hearing that.

Boo.

Ashlee has done her first night in Chicago.

The only thing worse than her being terrible would be her being good. And by all accounts she was.

Boo.

HA! Heather McCartney can't even go to SAINSBURYS!!!!

This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

Apparently, Heather Mills McCartney was recently chucked out of a Sainsbury's in the area she grew up in because she had been barred as a teenager due to shoplifting.

According to The Evening Herald, one shopper explained:

A woman worker went up to Heather and stopped her going in. She said: 'Excuse me, Heather, you know you're not allowed in there, you know the situation." HA!

Heather apparently replied: "For Christ's sake, that was years ago. Do you honestly think I'm going to shoplift now? I've moved on from there."

However, the woman stuck to her guns and yer wan was forced to leave with her tail stuck between her legs. HIL-AR-I-OUS.

Kate and Pete are in Dublin.

Kind of feel like I have to write something because they're here. I am happy that Pete is out of the Priory, I just reeeeally hope he manages to stay clean. I'm not the biggest Kate Moss fan but they're obviously mad about each other (the way she looks at him in the picture above! So cute.) so I hope they can make each other happy and healthy. Wonder what the story is with Pete's black eye??

Mr JT - how have we survived without your hotness?

I really don't know how we waited so long for Justin to get back in the spotlight, I'm totally obsessed with the album and all the hot pictures around don't do him any damage either.

Here are some goooorgeous photos from Bon magazine:

Linday's dad writes an open letter to the Sun-make of it what you will.

"Dear Lindsay,

It pains me to have to write to you like this, but it's evident that my letters never reach you. My messages never get to you and 'people' continue to build walls between us.

I can't even begin to tell you how very sorry I am for causing you (and our family) the heartache and embarrassment I have.

I hold you absolutely blameless for all that's been said and portrayed, as I know it has been under the advice of others, to sway both the courts and public opinion.

I also know the pain that comes with love, especially when two hearts and lives are divided. Sometimes we run - we seek to hide or just escape from the pain.

In the meantime, people are either whispering in our ear, giving self-serving advice, or out to protect their own interests.

Unfortunately sweetheart, while you are so talented and blessed you have become their interest! As I told you all along, this would happen.

You are an amazingly blessed, talented, intelligent and loving person. Use it to do good! To set an example by putting God and his principles first. Your love for life and people is a gift.

I trust you, I believe in you and I will love and protect you until my dying breath, and if that's what it takes so be it!"

Please know how much I miss all of you. Stay strong my Angel! God bless you and stay strong!

Things do happen for a reason Linds - God's reasons. Reasons I will never question ever again in my life.

They've taught me more about myself, others and how important God is in our life, than you'd ever imagine! God, Linds! The one that blessed you, made your name famous and wants you to use your blessing to bless others."

Hmmm...

A quote from Jack Osbourne:

"Kate Moss and I are good friends, and have been for the last three years or so. We hang out now and then but there was never really any more to it than that. I was invited to celebrate her birthday at a club in Los Angeles called Teddies in January, so of course I went. As the evening progressed I found myself on the dancefloor with Kate. One thing led to another, and before I knew it we were kissing. It was a bit of an epic moment for me - there had been plenty of women before that, but this would be a feather in the cap of any young man and I enjoyed it as much as anybody else would as my friends looked on in amusement, astonishment and perhaps a little envy!"

My initial reaction is: In your dreams Osbourne, you may look better but you don't look that good!

However: I once encountered someone who worked in fashion PR for years, and she told me that Miss Moss was not at all selective about who she dropped her pants for. Hmm...what do you reckon?