Another acting gig for Mr. Britney?

Ok. Remember how I wasn't upset about K-Fed being in CSI because I don't watch it?

Well. Now I'm upset. The Sun is reporting that he is set to appear as a celebrity's deadbeat husband (hmmm...) in 3 episodes of my current favourite show Entourage. Entourage is a brilliant programme produced by Mark Wahlberg and loosely based on his early years in Hollywood. It is fantastic, great fun, loads of cameos and sharply written. I've been getting it on the net, but now it is going to be shown from the start on ITV 2. (www.imwithvince.com) EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH THIS SHOW! It's really great, even if you don't have any interest in showbiz. And if you don't, I would question why you're even reading this...but however.

Pie Jesu eat your heart out!

BB5 star Michelle Bass has announced that a song "Must Be The Music" that has been getting arseloads of play by credible DJs up and down the UK is actually hers! It was released under the name Michelle B, which was a very clever move as far as I'm concerned. And the song is actually ok! She sounds pretty good. I'm gobsmacked!

You can have a listen to it here.

EW!

What the?



Its Katherine Heigl at the Emmys and for the most part she looks fabulous, and her breasts are undoubtedly magnificent but...

What the hell is that? Sweat? Ewwwwww.....

Pee Diddy

He must be taking the piss.

MK and Ashley in looking good shocker!

The goils look great at Much Music in Toronto. They should step out of their bag lady personas more often-but what is with the facial expressions. They just look so wierd! Kind of witchy!!

Gwen and Kingston (Gwenston? Gwingston?) are officially the cutest hollywood couple.

Another day, another cute picture of Gwen and baby Kingston-this one is of the two at the US Open (random!). Gwen seems to have such a healthy attitude to being a Mom, she's not going on about getting her body back, she's actually spending time with her baby (seems like they're inseperable), and she seems really happy! I love it. She looks great-and I love the leopard print baby sling yoke!

Paula Abdul, off her face.

Sorry about the quality, but its worth it.

Kanye West on Hurricane Katrina

Reminder of the upset after Katrina. Why aren't we still upset?

Katrina Anniversary

Hilary Duff looks really cute in this picture of her with kids in New Orleans where she was visiting to commemorate the anniversary of Hurricane Katrina.

I'm delighted she was there, there seems to have been very little done over the past year to sort out the areas destroyed by Katrina, and I think people need to start getting angry again. Last year people were so upset about the situation, but that seems to have faded. Things are still dire, and we can't let the authorities get away with it.

I'm surprised George Bush was welcomed at all on his visit to New Orleans. Anyway, I'm going to post some reminders of how upset some celebs were.

Mr JT-you can do better than that.

Boo. Get your own look Justin. Why would you want to look like that philandering idiot? You're way too hot for that!

Eh, WHAAAAAAAAAAT?

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer? What the hell? I like her, but I would have thought he would prefer someone with a bit more going on upstairs.

I don't know how to say this without being mean, but I am always disappointed when guys I admire go for archetypal blonde bimbos, both in real life and in celeb world. I like Jessica Simpson-but it just seems disappointing.

jEMMY buggers. Get it?

The Emmys-huzzah! Here are the peeps.




More coming so keep checking!

Stop! Emmy-time!

Its the Emmys tonight and like all entertainment obsessed people out there I am very excited.

I'll do my damndest to bring you all the news and pictures tomorrow, despite the fact that I'm disgusted that the Gilmore Girls aren't being honored.

Bob Marley is on the money.

Literally. He is going to appear on Jamaican money.

USA Today is reporting that the king of reggae is going to be on 1,000 commemorative coins to be issued in gold and silver by the Bank of Jamaica. Nice one, its great to hear that some contemporary heroes are being acknowledged.

I wonder who would be on our money if we decided to make some mod-rin people worthy. Maybe Crazy Sinead O 'Connor? Grumpy old man Bob Geldof? Or...yes. This is it. Louis Walsh? Would love to hear any suggestions.

Ben Shepard

HOW did someone so bland and uninteresting get as far in TV presenting as he has? He is not at all likeable? BOO.

The X Factor Week Two.

Here we go, week two of the X Factor and Im going to blog as I watch. We'll see how it goes.

Super camp Warren with bad hair and a bad voice and bad dancing-says hes got something in him. I'd say he bloody does! Or wants to at the very least. Anyway, hes rubbish, its clearly no, but Sharon says yes. Shes such a bitch for doing that! She says yes to people she knows aren't going through just to be a pain in Simon's ass. I love it.

Afro haired guy singing Stevie Wonder arrives. Niiice. Great hair, pretty hot, sounded like Billie Holiday or Morrissey. He'll be in the final ten.

Opera girl, great voice-needs a noise job and some tweezers. Only 14???? Hey-zeus!! She just wanted Simon to hear her voice! Oh I take the nose job/tweezers comments back! Amazing voice for 14! Charlotte Church better watch out. You could actually see the wheels turning in Simon's head and the dollar signs twinkling in his eyes as she walked out of the room.

And from a 14 year old to a 74 year old- lovely Dot who I'd say has done a party piece at every family gathering since 1950, wasn't at all bothered when she didn't go through, cause she had her holidays booked to Turkey! Love it, wish the younger people would take a page out of her book. The histrionics are so tiresome...although I have to say they are entertaining.

Then theres young Raymond a precocious 17 year old Liverpudlian singing Dean Martin. I am so so so sick of this whole "young guy singing old songs" thing. It been done time and time again. Anyway, he went through. Shocking.

Ich. I hate groups. They are all so feckin' cheesy. This one is 4 lovely black guys and theres no denying that they're good, and they harmonise amazingly. Anyway, they went through. As did loads of other ones. Meh.

Next comes poor Kylie, a young girl who can only be described as highly unattractive. And her mother has deluded her that she has star quality. That is the highest form of cruelty. The girl is just deluded.

JAYSIS. Louis just let a girl through because she runs a fansite for him! With a whopping 45 members! FORTY FIVE! Its been running a year!!!! Hilarious. Shes not a looker...and she cant really sing. But it was worth it for the comedy.

Here comes the Kelly Pickler (American Idol) of this season's X Factor-his dad has gone down the wrong path and is sleeping rough. He has an average voice and is in dire need of a haircut but people will sympathise with him so he'll do well. But he won't win.

Ah. Now I've had my first teary eyed experience of the x factor, lovely girl singing From a Distance, Has had a bit of a tough time. She sounds good, not amazing, but good enough. Sharon says yes. Louis says no. Simon say yes and her fifty billion family and friends go MAAAAAD!!!! I love that, seeing a big group of people loving and supporting an individual. Hooray! Good way to end it.

The judges let through a good few average people.

K-Fed on CSI??

Mr. Britney is busy these days-performing at the teen choice awards, bragging about his "amazing-ass test scores" while getting his GED and now he is going to be on CSI!

What the hell? Why can't I marry a popstar then suddenly I'll be rich and famous with ad campaigns, albums coming out and parts on TV shows?

Anyway, jealousy aside, here are the deets. According to People.com he plays a "menacing, arrogant teen who harrasses investigators on the job" and the episode will air stateside in October. Thankfully I'm not a fan of the show (just never got into it) so this won't negatively impact my life too much.

Happy Birthday Rachel Bilson!

Hooray! Today is the gorgeousest of gorgeous celebs birthday, she is 25 today. I have so much love for her, she seems like the nicest cutest lady. Send her all your good vibes.

More Ashlee in Chicago evidence. Boo.

This picture of Ashlee Simpson backstage at Usher's premiere performance as Billy Flynn in Chicago only support the rumours that she is preparing to play Roxie Harte.

Why God? WHY????