Hooray!

Larry Birkhead is the father! I am so so happy for this guy, I believed him all along and now we know just what kind of snake Howard K. Stern is.

People.com reports:

According to DNA test results revealed Tuesday, Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's 7-month-old daughter Dannielynn.

"I hate to be the one who told you this, but: I told you so," Birkhead, 34, said during a press conference outside the Bahamas courthouse. "I'm the father."

"Thank you for your support. Thank you for the people who got me this far," he said, choking up. "Thank you very much. My baby's gonna be coming home pretty soon." Asked about when he would take Dannielynn home, he said, "Things are moving quickly here, and we'll see what happens."

Birkhead's attorney, Emrick Knowles, then told reporters, "We'll be back in court on Friday in the afternoon. We've got some other issues to deal with." He would not comment on specifics, but did say: "[The judge] hasn't made any ruling about custody yet."

Howard K. Stern, who was listed as the father on the baby's birth certificate, gave Birkhead a hug outside the courthouse. "We're gonna do what we can to make sure that the best interests of Dannielynn are carried out," said Stern. "And I'm going to do whatever I can to make sure that he gets sole custody."

Dumped!

Kirsten "floppy boobs head stuck up her hole cocaine face" Dunst has been dumped.

A source close to Borrell says, "Johnny and Kirsten had a very passionate romance -they were completely blown away by each other at first. They spent all their time together. Kirsten even made herself at home in Johnny's London pad. But now Johnny has realised she's not the one for him. He dumped her at the weekend. Kirsten really liked Johnny. The news will come as a real blow."

I know its unkind to take pleasure from other's misery but for some reason thats the vibe I'm on this morning. Hopefully my cheerier, more loving counterpart will make an appearance latah!

Maybe I should just turn this blog into a Kingston fansite?

He is seriously the cutest kid of all time. I don't know if I'll be able to love my own child with the affection I feel for him.

Honestly. I lost my breath there for a minute.

I haven't allowed myself to comment on these rumours. It just seemed too good to be true...but now it seems like it could actually be happening! Reese and Jake? I may have FINALLY found a couple to replace the vacancy left in my cold black heart by Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody. Ah...young love. AND this may mean we get to see more pictures of Jakey with babies! My uterus cries everytime I see a hot piece of ass with chizzlers. Love that shit.

Kill the cheerleader-save the world

I'm so over Hayden Panettiere. Now, its not too often that I rant about someone without reason...but on this occasion I just can't hold it in! That chirpy pint-sized blondy is really pissing me off. "Oh, I'm in a hit tv show! Here's my boyfy, he was in Laguna Beach! Look, I'm shopping with a Hollywood It Girl! Blah blah blah..."

Humph. Shes too big for her boots. And now we're going to have to deal with an album. AN ALBUM I TELL YOU!

Go away Hayden. I liked you better when I knew nothing about you.

*i am well aware that this is in no way rational.

Scary Baby

Mel B has had her bundle of joy, a baby girl who is apparently "healthy with a full head of hair". The baby has yet to be named, and is currently going by the moniker "Baby Brown"...wouldn't surprise me really if they just left it at that.

There are still paternity questions over this baby. Mel maintains it was fathered by her ex, Eddie Murphy but on Dutch TV he said "I don't know whose child that is until it comes out and has a blood test." Nice.

America is sorry?

Well well well. Maybe Dancing with the Stars was the cleverest thing Heather Mills has ever done... This morning she was on Ryan Seacrest's radio show, and one caller brought her to tears...

Pat, the listener, said: "I'm ashamed that I had a judgment against her based on everything that you read in the newspapers, that she was after his money, and, come on – everyone was down on Heather Mills.

"But," Pat continued, "she has won me over, and I can admit it, that I had formed a bad opinion about her. I am embarrassed, actually. I would love to apologize to her. And America should apologize. People should apologize to her. She was wrongfully treated."

Hmm. I'm not so sure about that. But then I'm pretty shallow and hasty in my dislike of celebs.

The Apple of her eye

Apple is very very tiny and very very cute. I can not deny it.

Happy Baptism Kingston!

Happy baptism to Kingston Rossdale!

Once

Last night a friend and I went to see Once, an Irish film which won the World Cinema Audience Award for a dramatic film at the 2007 Sundance Film Festival. I had heard great reviews but I was still feeling a little bit apprehensive about it. Irish people tend to get very very excited about anything Irish, so I wondered if we were just getting hyped up about our little creation. I was wrong.

It is a film based around two musicians once of whom is Glenn Hansard, the lead singer of an Irish band, The Frames. I like the Frames. I like Glenn. I've seen The Frames in concert many times and Glenn on his own once. I'm a fan. But even having a good knowledge of his music and style didn't prepare me for the beauty of the songs he performed (along with co-star Markéta Irglová) and how powerful they could be in the context of the film. It is just beautiful. The characters are so true, from the two leads to Glenn's character's father. I really hope this film is going to be released worldwide because it is just gorgeous. I left the cinema really feeling something. So...go see it!

For anyone who has seen it - I would like to know why I am never invited to parties like this:

Fakers?

I'm not sure...I think maybe she's just pushing them up to kingdom come. I remember her saying before that when she was younger she asked her dad for implants and he said no because they looked cheap and that she was happy he hadn't let her get them. I wonder would she have changed her mind? Its hard to keep that Hollyrexia look if you have big boobicles.

Eep. I kinda missed the boat.

What with how crazy my work has been lately and my need to sleep and eat in addition to that, I managed to miss Brit and K'Fed's settlement. The long and short of it is that K-Fed is walking away with about a mill, and the custody will be shared 50/50. That seems reasonable, and interestingly I think Britney's breakdown has actually been great PR for the Federline (I know I'm a cold hearted bitch but its true), so he may actually be able to salvage a career out of this.

Yay Britney!

Look at Britney looking all healthy and happy and not at all skanky at a Lakers game!


It takes me right back to the days of wholesome Britney. I like it. Its going to be interesting to see how she deals with her hair over the next few months. I wonder will she wig it the whole time or if she will eventually just let it be what it be.